Sona
speaker
138 appearances
4 recordings
1 series
first heard Dec 2024
last heard Apr 2025
Sona’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Trail around the house. Didn't you have an Okie shit story?
One that you tried to kill, by the way.
You need to stop that right now. This cat is my life. This is the only being in my household that acknowledges, that gives me any attention, okay? The other two are off on their own all the time. This cat loves me, sits on my lap. We're bonded. And you want to take this from me?
Not when she's on my lap.
Margo would just never tolerate it. She would rip it off. She's insane. Yeah. Our vet tried to put her on Prozac.
And what happened there? We didn't do it. Why not? I don't know.
One time she ate chocolate. Oh, great. Well, this will go well.
We did not. She got it. She gets into everything. She will eat vegetables. She'll eat anything. And she went to the bathroom in a closet that was so disgusting.
And by then I hadn't remodeled it. So where the floorboards met the wall, there was like a half inch crack. And I remember just, it was so disgusting that I just put, I disinfected it, but I put baseboards on there and cocked it all up. You sealed it into the house? It's there forever? Just like the bodies in the pool in Poltergeist, someone's going to open these up one day.
Maybe once a year this seems to be happening. Oh, that's not so bad. No, but it's harrowing when it does happen. She's just this oddity. One time we were living in a second story apartment and she was so big that she would sit on the ledge that it started bulging out the screen on the window. And then...
she fell out the window but rode the screen down like remember in temple of doom when they ride the raft out of the airplane she rode the screen down and i looked down there and she was just fine she was just fine yeah oh my god she's insane wow maybe it's time
Yes, she comes and goes right now. She's because she's a little constipated. Although after today, she's lost weight.
She's fine now. She's fine, I should mention. When she's in her sweet spot, you know, on my lap, there's nothing better. I wouldn't put that thing on my lap for a million dollars.
Why did I agree to talk about this? I should have never.
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Good to see you.
That's a cute little dick. I thought it was a vape pen.
Oh, that's cute.
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