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He is my shield and the horn of my salvation.

My stronghold.

There you go.

That one just speaks for itself.

If our new head of the Fed, who I think is going to be great, and he's a really high-quality person, but if he does the job that he's capable, we can grow at 15%, I think more than that.

Dear Diary, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show.

You know how last week we crowned our official gull idol for 2026?

Everybody's heard about the bird.

Well, with our new entry ready to go, we thought we'd give our old mate Claude a buzz from the gull-scritching championships in Belgium.

Here's how it went down with Claude last time we spoke.

Thank you, Claude.

See you in court, dog.

But we took a more gentle approach this time.

We had running champion Ned Brockman on the show, but I'm not convinced Kyle really knew who he was.

This is Kent Brockman with a special live report.

How can I prove we're live?

Penis.

Things didn't exactly go better for Ned when he arrived in the studio either.

Kyle and Jackie O, on air together for over 20 years.

But Kyle still forgets Jackie's birthday.