Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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So we're going to get to the diary in a second, but there is a show on stand at the moment that you might want to check out, the first three episodes of Memory of a Killer.
New episodes will drop every week, but this one is... Is it a doco thing or you love those doco, like a series? No, no.
There's a series like Patrick Dempsey who was in Grey's Anatomy, different kind of series to that.
Was that Dr. Dreamy or Steamy or one of those?
Dr. Dreamy. And now he is playing a hitman and he's living like this kind of secret life of a hitman in New York. And he basically pretends he's a photocopy salesman and a father. No one knows.
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Chapter 2: What show is being recommended at the beginning of the episode?
He's secretly a hitman. And then he gets diagnosed with Alzheimer's and he starts forgetting things and talking to the wrong people and getting the time wrong. And then this is really threatening his job because being a hitman, you need to not forget things and not say the wrong thing to people. And so he gets to a point where he thinks, oh, maybe I should get out now because it's too dangerous.
However, that's when he realises that someone's put a hit on his pregnant daughter. Unrelated to him, it's a separate... Yeah, he finds out that the daughter might be getting a hit and so he has to stay on it to find out the information, stop it.
While losing his mind and forgetting and doing the Alzheimer. That's quite a good idea.
So you can check that out on Stan. I will do that. Yeah.
Oh, and then what, they drop one each week after that? Yeah, after that each week, yes. Thank you. It's not often Jackie gives me a good show to watch. Normally we watch different types. Yeah, you like those kind of shows, though. Yeah, yeah, I do. Thank you. By the way, Diary Time, the best bits on and off the air for this whole week. Let's roll it in tune. Pete Scott, you're covered.
Dear Diary, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. You know how last week we crowned our official gull idol for 2026?
Adam, you've won the $10,000 and you are our gull idol for 2026.
Congratulations. Ah!
Everybody's heard about the bird. Well, with our new entry ready to go, we thought we'd give our old mate Claude a buzz from the gull-scritching championships in Belgium. Here's how it went down with Claude last time we spoke. Thank you, Claude. See you in court, dog.
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Chapter 3: Who won the gull idol for 2026 and what was the reaction?
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Kyle is back as a judge on Australian Idol this year, but he isn't so sure about some of the clothes that his stylist is picking for him.
I'm never to be seen on TV again, ever again, in a Red for Lewis suit. I look like freaking Santa Claus. Yeah. Do you know what I'm wearing tonight? I think we're in the black cowboy.
Oh, God.
What's the black cowboy? No, no, no. It's not what you think. It's worse.
And a year after it was cancelled from Australian radio, Marty Sheargold joined the Kyle and Jackie O Show live on the air for a world exclusive.
Mum's happily admitted that she won't say she's my mother.
I'm like, are you serious? She's like, no, if I'm at bowls and they bring...
And they bring up your name. I say, I don't know you. And I'm like, that's the worst thing you've ever said to me, Mum.
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Chapter 4: How did the conversation with Claude about the gull-screeching contest go?
And you know when I tell you that the crackling on Christmas Day is always good? It's not. It's awful. And the hand's always dry. You're an awful woman.
On that note, it's been a big week on the Kyle and Jackie O Show. Signed, Intern Pete. Y'all been great. Thank you so much. Kyle and Jackie O.