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Spencer Agnew

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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Without flight. I don't know, maybe eggs that don't like the sun. Yeah, that's good. That's the best thing I can think of. There's like burrowing owls. Sure, an owlbear would be a perfect example of a cave-dwelling bird creature. So maybe they were set up and the guy just didn't clock it.

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Without flight. I don't know, maybe eggs that don't like the sun. Yeah, that's good. That's the best thing I can think of. There's like burrowing owls. Sure, an owlbear would be a perfect example of a cave-dwelling bird creature. So maybe they were set up and the guy just didn't clock it.

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The funny thing is about that story is that it's all kind of fair game except for the first thing, which is insane, where you're just like, you're rusty as a heroic adventurer. Disadvantage, if people don't know, if you have disadvantage on every roll, you're not gonna do anything. It's not gonna be a fun game. There's a reason that you only have disadvantage a little bit of the time.

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The funny thing is about that story is that it's all kind of fair game except for the first thing, which is insane, where you're just like, you're rusty as a heroic adventurer. Disadvantage, if people don't know, if you have disadvantage on every roll, you're not gonna do anything. It's not gonna be a fun game. There's a reason that you only have disadvantage a little bit of the time.

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So that's basically the DM giving away the game there of like, you're not gonna be able to have fun today. There's no official rules in D&D of if you miss a session, your character now sucks. The it hates you is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Could the DM have done everything they did there? Technically, yeah.

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So that's basically the DM giving away the game there of like, you're not gonna be able to have fun today. There's no official rules in D&D of if you miss a session, your character now sucks. The it hates you is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Could the DM have done everything they did there? Technically, yeah.

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Technically, if they hate someone. Yeah, that sounds. So that one is not legit. And then so it takes a legendary action. That is a thing, dude. Technically, they used the full might of the DM's toolbox to kill him.

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Technically, if they hate someone. Yeah, that sounds. So that one is not legit. And then so it takes a legendary action. That is a thing, dude. Technically, they used the full might of the DM's toolbox to kill him.

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Technically, they've broken no rules except for that disadvantage nonsense. So overall, fair game, but it is... Do you think this person, because the verdict on this one on D&D Horror Stories is, is it a bad DM or not? Is it a bad DM or not? It's fair game, but it's shitty DMing. Out the gate.

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Technically, they've broken no rules except for that disadvantage nonsense. So overall, fair game, but it is... Do you think this person, because the verdict on this one on D&D Horror Stories is, is it a bad DM or not? Is it a bad DM or not? It's fair game, but it's shitty DMing. Out the gate.

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This bird that just saw you hates you.

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This bird that just saw you hates you.

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As I will say, perhaps the better choice there is to go after the other threatening party members. Yeah. But hey man, secure that kill if you gotta, I guess. Just maybe you don't give disadvantage to everything. That's basically, you're rolling two dice and taking the lower result every time. So you're gonna roll poorly. That's so funny. That's incredible.

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As I will say, perhaps the better choice there is to go after the other threatening party members. Yeah. But hey man, secure that kill if you gotta, I guess. Just maybe you don't give disadvantage to everything. That's basically, you're rolling two dice and taking the lower result every time. So you're gonna roll poorly. That's so funny. That's incredible.

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That shit's really funny.

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That shit's really funny.

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You would like Paranoia as a game. It's a great TTRPG. But yeah, that is cuckoo bananas. That is amazing. Comments. Yeah, this DM is an immature child. If the DM had a problem with you missing a game, they should have talked with you about it like an adult. You don't punish people in-game for real-life issues. OP said, not to mention the session I missed was little more than a shopping episode.

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You would like Paranoia as a game. It's a great TTRPG. But yeah, that is cuckoo bananas. That is amazing. Comments. Yeah, this DM is an immature child. If the DM had a problem with you missing a game, they should have talked with you about it like an adult. You don't punish people in-game for real-life issues. OP said, not to mention the session I missed was little more than a shopping episode.

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Oh my God. We learned a lot at Macy's though. Someone said, unless you are constantly late or a no-show and that was the reason your own campaign fell apart, then this is seriously egregious. I wouldn't have even gone back, just packed my stuff and left right then and there. Lastly, someone said, as the bird furiously claws and pecks at you, it squawks, you shouldn't have missed the last session.

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Oh my God. We learned a lot at Macy's though. Someone said, unless you are constantly late or a no-show and that was the reason your own campaign fell apart, then this is seriously egregious. I wouldn't have even gone back, just packed my stuff and left right then and there. Lastly, someone said, as the bird furiously claws and pecks at you, it squawks, you shouldn't have missed the last session.