Stavros Halkias
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823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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The fucking build guy just caught it like he was fair catching. I couldn't believe that. But it's like, okay, he got that shit out of his system, whatever. He comes back when it fucking matters. It's slippery. What do you want from those fucking guys from Florida? He doesn't know fucking snow. You've seen his fucking high school highlights. It's humid, but it's not cold.
The fucking ball slipped out of his hand. Okay. And then at the fucking end, he takes them down. We get the touchdown. Throws it to Andrews. And I feel bad for Andrews, too, because he's fucking good. But that's a tough one, man. You do have to catch that one. Plus the fumble. Again, I feel bad for him. But it's like, this what? Three fucking turnovers. And we were in that game.
That was... He didn't play bad. Yeah. And then the fucking... Why the fuck did we throw the ball when we were first and goal? Why the fuck did we run it four times? That's the kind of fucking team we are. We have fucking Derrick Henry. What the fuck? Did we break Derrick Henry in four if we're fucking goal line and they're not going to throw him the fucking ball? Can somebody explain that to me?
It's the only time in my life I wish Greg Roman was our fucking offensive coordinator. That fucking time. You know that cocksucker would have ran it four times. He doesn't even know how to pass this playbook. But Todd Munkin got fucking cute. When we least needed it, you fuck. Yeah. And then we score that touchdown. Whole different fucking game. Whole different fucking game.
Dude, I don't fuck... It was just like... It was bad. I keep like... It's... We were good! We didn't even deserve to lose! We were fucking good! And where the fuck was the... When we're playing Pittsburgh, I feel like every play, TJ Watts tackling a fucking running back that we tricked those dumbasses into thinking he was going to get the ball, and then Lamar... Where the fuck was that? !
That's our superpower. That's what makes Lamar even better than the best than Josh Allen, for example. It's like, yeah, he can throw the ball. Yeah, he can run. But also, these motherfuckers don't even know how to defend against a run defense. Where the fuck did that go? Now, maybe I missed it. You guys have the keen eyes that I don't. You guys are bigger football guys than me.
I am a football guy, but I don't watch fucking Maction or whatever the fuck. So maybe I missed one of those fucking plays.
We needed that. Thank you.
Yeah, I guess. And look, I know, like, yes, that fumble was fucking huge. But that is the exact reason Lamar can't have two three-overs. Because as the fucking leader, your boys are going to might fuck up, right? And you're the one who has to make up for that. I get that. And you're right. He's never played to the standard that he plays when we're beating, you know, whatever.
That game we beat Cincinnati with him and Joe Burrow doing that duel. He didn't play to that. I get that. to suck PFT's cock. He didn't play as good as a rookie. You know what I mean?
It's tough to even be like, that's the tough counter-argument, and I hate how happy this is going to make you, where it's like, Lamar is the man, but a fucking rookie with his skill set, not as good a player yet, if ever, probably not as good, but had the fucking mentality to just, and he wasn't, whatever. He played a fucking dome, actually. Fuck you, PFT. It was the elements that got to him.
If he was in the show, if we were in a fucking dumb, whole different ballgame, BSD, fuck you. But this is the exact conversation we're having about Peyton Manning. Yes, would you rather have Tom Brady? Sure. Cool pig panning that fucking makes guys miss and is electrifying. And I still have to watch football every week. That's how you know it's a bad loss because I'm fucking Buddhist now.
And it's got me thinking about, well, I'd rather be them than you, for example, Big Cat. Now I'm like, fuck Ben Johnson. I'm like, everything's going to go bad for everybody else. Fraud. Too many fucking flea flickers. Enjoy those fucking picks he's going to throw. Caleb's going to fucking throw next year. Fuck you guys.
I know.
That's the hard thing because I have a lot of friends who are Bills fans. It's a fat city. Okay, I'm rooting maliciously against the Kansas City Chiefs, and I'm rooting. There's no malice with the Bills. It is like I like Buffalo. In the NFC, I could give a fuck. I mean, you know, whatever. Who cares? Whoever it is, beat the fucking— I don't know, just whoever does it beats the Chiefs. It sucks.
Every time, it won't be as bad as last year. Last year destroyed me. I was fucking like, I mean, literally, after the Super Bowl, here's how bad I would have been if I went on. I mean, you have proof of it. I've been sober since the Super Bowl. After that bender, I was like, what am I doing with my life?
I have not smoked weed, drank, taken pills, nothing because I was so depressed after the Ravens lost to the Chiefs. So it literally put me into sobriety. That loss fucked me up so bad. I watched it. I was in Baltimore. I had to watch stupid fucking red confetti fall on M&T Bank Stadium. It sucked dick.
So on some level, nothing is as devastating as that, especially like we're away from the Super Bowl. But like, Fuck, dude. We were so good. Yeah. Our offense was so fucking... And then the defense, which was, you know, took some while to fucking come around. We were looking pretty good. There's, you know, a couple guys will get fucking torched every once in a while, but for the most part...
Shout out to fucking Zach Orr. He's figured the shit out. He's cool. I like our guys. I do. But then I'm also, you know, salary cap. I haven't looked into it. A team never stays good this long. I'm sure we're in for some bullshit departure. And we're a good organization. I get it, whatever. But fuck, dude. You know how it is. You got to win. If you're this good a team, you got to fucking win.
And I'm happy to have Lamar for the rest. I don't want him ever going anywhere. Don't get me wrong. And we will be good as long as we have him. But fuck. Every 12 years. That's the pact we signed with Satan. It's the perfect amount. It is. Every 12. Sixth grade. I was in sixth grade. I was 25. It's the perfect space out, bro. It is.
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