Stavros Halkias
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823 appearances
6 recordings
5 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 15 Dec
Stavros Halkias’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Anyway, who knows, man? I just I can't have the fucking Chiefs win and they will. They fucking will. Because that's how the world works. Because we're in a time where evil prevails. Everything is going bad. Fucking Mark Zuckerberg's on TRT stealing all our fucking information as we fucking speak. They're rolling back civil rights shit. The fucking the fucking Chiefs are going to win again.
We're fucked. Nothing good is ever going to come. We gotta hope for, like, President Travis fucking... Travis Kelsey Jr. The only way we'll fucking have him, yeah, he'll be president. Him and Taylor Swift's son will be elected God Emperor of America in fucking 35 years, dude.
The Ravens are still good. They're still good. We're still good. But this is tough to coming off these two back to back. No, that's the tough thing is like we are good. And that's what that's what we are. So you know what this is like? It's like you have the best girlfriend of all time. Everything's great. And she just gets drunk, sucks one guy off. I can get past it.
I can get past it because everything else is perfect and it was maybe a one-time thing. But when it's dark and I'm in my room alone, I'm imagining her sucking that guy's dick. You know what I mean? And that's what this was. The fumble is sucking a guy's dick. The drop is sucking a guy's dick. Not running for it on fucking second and goal is sucking a guy's dick.
And I have to think about that, even though I love my wife, the Ravens. She stuck the guy's cock in Cabo, and I have to fucking live with that. And you know what? She actually did it two years in a row. And it's on thin ice now, now that I think about it.
We have to win.
That would have been awesome, actually.
Yeah. I want to see someone do it. I want to see someone do it. That would be good. Like a kicker misses a big kick. He's just like, oh.
He just commits seppuku.
That would be awesome.
You did. I appreciate that.
Appreciate that. And you know what? You waited 24 hours, but it's like, in my mind, you texted me the moment the game ended. Yeah, yeah. It has been so painful.
I'm coming to Chicago. I want you guys to be there. Yeah, Chicago Theater, please come out. Yeah, I have a huge tour coming out, the Dreamboat tour. It's like over 40 cities. We're doing a tour bus. It's going to be a big-time tour. I'm very excited about that. Please buy tickets to see me. I won't kill myself if those shows sell out.
Um, and yeah, that's, I mean, it's the tour, the movie, let's start a cult available on demand and we're working to get it on Hulu pretty soon. Um, and yes, Davi's world. It's really, I really want people to see the, to come see me live. You know, it's a good show. It's a fun show, I promise. And, yeah, watch the movie. We have the podcast. That's pretty much it, man.
I'm gearing up for basically three months of being on the road. It's going to be really fucking fun.
Dude, that'd be fun. You're welcome. You're welcome to do that. Absolutely.
You do. There's there is plenty of nudity mean my nudity on that motherfucker for sure. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, that's it. So go to Stavi.biz for the rest of the dates. That's Chicago and Madison. But I start February 21st in like Sacramento. And then we we end February or we end May 11th in or May 12th in D.C. So it's literally like we're doing the West Coast, the South, the Midwest.
And then we're going to come back and hit more of the East Coast in the fall. But yeah, Stavi.biz. That's pretty much it. Yeah, thanks, guys. I actually do feel better having spoken to you, getting it out for real. At least it wasn't festering for two weeks. Last year, I really was depressed for two straight weeks.
I'm fucking with you.
no no no no no it's by the way those guys are funny yeah no shots at them it was just you know of course i get the quick we can move some shit around when the ravens lose that's wrong i did say i did my ravens my text to him was literally like hey can you come on tomorrow we can do any time I know. I last minute even said I moved it two hours just to see how open you really were.
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