Stavros Halkias

Yeah, that cotton candy insulation. How good did that look to you?

Yeah, that cotton candy insulation. How good did that look to you?

You know how many times he left me alone at Home Depot, and I'm just staring, and it's like, am I taking a bite? Is this the day I finally take a bite of the pink pants?

You know how many times he left me alone at Home Depot, and I'm just staring, and it's like, am I taking a bite? Is this the day I finally take a bite of the pink pants?

You know how many times he left me alone at Home Depot, and I'm just staring, and it's like, am I taking a bite? Is this the day I finally take a bite of the pink pants?

Which I was sure my parents were lying to me about. Sure. And I had to find out the hard way. Your lungs swell up. I fully, fully touched it. Oh, yeah. I tried to do the math. It's not strawberries.

Which I was sure my parents were lying to me about. Sure. And I had to find out the hard way. Your lungs swell up. I fully, fully touched it. Oh, yeah. I tried to do the math. It's not strawberries.

Which I was sure my parents were lying to me about. Sure. And I had to find out the hard way. Your lungs swell up. I fully, fully touched it. Oh, yeah. I tried to do the math. It's not strawberries.

Does it make me itchy? Because if it doesn't, I'm taking a bite.

Does it make me itchy? Because if it doesn't, I'm taking a bite.

Does it make me itchy? Because if it doesn't, I'm taking a bite.

I did the due diligence of that. But then I think I – I don't know if it actually does make you itchy or I just psychosomatically convinced myself it did.

I did the due diligence of that. But then I think I – I don't know if it actually does make you itchy or I just psychosomatically convinced myself it did.

I did the due diligence of that. But then I think I – I don't know if it actually does make you itchy or I just psychosomatically convinced myself it did.

By the way, this is what happens when you privatize things.

By the way, this is what happens when you privatize things.

By the way, this is what happens when you privatize things.

Like people think it's like, oh, we're going to get the pork out of government. We're going to make things more efficient. No. No. It's going to go through eight subcontractors, and some guy who's probably at the time kicking crack is going to be the person putting drop ceilings in your high school.

Like people think it's like, oh, we're going to get the pork out of government. We're going to make things more efficient. No. No. It's going to go through eight subcontractors, and some guy who's probably at the time kicking crack is going to be the person putting drop ceilings in your high school.

Like people think it's like, oh, we're going to get the pork out of government. We're going to make things more efficient. No. No. It's going to go through eight subcontractors, and some guy who's probably at the time kicking crack is going to be the person putting drop ceilings in your high school.