Stavros Halkias

philosophically I'm trying to get the bald ponytail I'm really trying to I was in something and they made me cut my hair and I was so pissed because I was like fuck dude I don't want to have short hair but I'm growing it back I want to be a bald pony guy you also should I've always dreamed of like if I ever got like fully bald especially the horseshoe I would just rock a horrendous toupee and just dare people to say shit

philosophically I'm trying to get the bald ponytail I'm really trying to I was in something and they made me cut my hair and I was so pissed because I was like fuck dude I don't want to have short hair but I'm growing it back I want to be a bald pony guy you also should I've always dreamed of like if I ever got like fully bald especially the horseshoe I would just rock a horrendous toupee and just dare people to say shit

Dude, absolutely. There's phases I've planned out for baldness where it's like, bald pony, I got to achieve, right? And the clock's ticking because you want to have weird fucked up front hair, too. And PFT, who are you kidding? You would look sick as a bald pony.

Dude, absolutely. There's phases I've planned out for baldness where it's like, bald pony, I got to achieve, right? And the clock's ticking because you want to have weird fucked up front hair, too. And PFT, who are you kidding? You would look sick as a bald pony.

Dude, absolutely. There's phases I've planned out for baldness where it's like, bald pony, I got to achieve, right? And the clock's ticking because you want to have weird fucked up front hair, too. And PFT, who are you kidding? You would look sick as a bald pony.

Neither can I. I got a fucked up, you know.

Neither can I. I got a fucked up, you know.

Neither can I. I got a fucked up, you know.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

i don't know it is i love the look i know what you mean like it could have been an opportunity for you to kind of go drastic yeah something else but i just think you're you're committed to this bald bald long hair bald like gambling prognosticator yeah bald pony you know what i mean the way you dress like come on dude it's all this could have been the next the next phase of pft you get into like you know plaid suits and like really looking like a fucking down and out gambling horse track yeah yeah

i don't know it is i love the look i know what you mean like it could have been an opportunity for you to kind of go drastic yeah something else but i just think you're you're committed to this bald bald long hair bald like gambling prognosticator yeah bald pony you know what i mean the way you dress like come on dude it's all this could have been the next the next phase of pft you get into like you know plaid suits and like really looking like a fucking down and out gambling horse track yeah yeah

i don't know it is i love the look i know what you mean like it could have been an opportunity for you to kind of go drastic yeah something else but i just think you're you're committed to this bald bald long hair bald like gambling prognosticator yeah bald pony you know what i mean the way you dress like come on dude it's all this could have been the next the next phase of pft you get into like you know plaid suits and like really looking like a fucking down and out gambling horse track yeah yeah

He's got a story. That energy. Yes, he's got a story. That energy. Everyone, all eyes on you, brother. And it's like, are you man enough to handle that?

He's got a story. That energy. Yes, he's got a story. That energy. Everyone, all eyes on you, brother. And it's like, are you man enough to handle that?

He's got a story. That energy. Yes, he's got a story. That energy. Everyone, all eyes on you, brother. And it's like, are you man enough to handle that?

Either it's the worst shit's ever happened to him or he doesn't even realize it.

Either it's the worst shit's ever happened to him or he doesn't even realize it.

Either it's the worst shit's ever happened to him or he doesn't even realize it.