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Stephanie (caller, nurse with babysitting mall story)

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183 total appearances

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So he'd had a long day.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

He kind of did like a man cave thing, went into his room.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

turned on a football game, poured a beer.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So I come home and the kids are out like playing with the cat.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And I'm noticing like a lot of things in my house, a lot of cat toys that I didn't own, a very elaborate princess cat bed, a leash and a collar and a harness, like taking this all in.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I'm like, Ken's why a harness and a leash?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And she goes, I don't know.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

The babysitter said we needed it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I'm just like looking around and seeing toys.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And then each kid has a very large bag of candy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

They sure did.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I'm just sort of like, okay, I'm sure Kevin knows about this because he would have lost it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

So I go into the bedroom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

Did you notice any of the stuff out there?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And he's like, what stuff?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I love you, Kevin.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

I said, do you talk to the sitter about their trip to the mall today?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And he was like, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And I was like, did she tell you how much they spent?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Babysitting II

And he was like, no, I just paid her for the day.