Stephen Bush
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
We've still got potholes.
We've still got potholes and bin issues, and this is what these elections are about.
They're about communal things that affect people at grassroots level.
Bins, libraries, potholes.
And it's got to the point in this country where our potholes are so big you could actually build your sodding library in the potholes.
I think that's actually a bloody brilliant idea.
The other countries don't seem to have potholes.
It's our defence mechanism now.
That is what it is.
If we ever get invaded, the only thing that will save us are potholes.
That is it.
They'll charge up the beaches.
They'll go, we've got them!
We've invaded!
Oh, sod it!
Call the AA.
That shattered me axle.
LAUGHTER
It does mean that more people can be inconvenienced by a pothole at once, though.
So it's quite clever.