Stephen Colbert
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Podcast Appearances
Tonight, I'll be talking about... I'm sorry.
Can I just stop for a second?
Did you name your new segment... Riggles?
I don't want to be a killjoy, but you can't even say that on the air.
Get the out of here, really?
Wow.
Wow.
Oh, sorry.
OK, anyway, tonight I'll be focusing on one of the summer's most anticipated releases, Evan Almighty.
With a budget of $175 million, it's the most expensive comedy in Hollywood history.
Sure enough, Evan is a visual extravaganza full of amazing special effects.
And boy, does it suck.
It sucks.
Oh, to have been born a genetic freak with 10 thumbs so I could point all of them down for Evan Almighty.
John?
I actually had an advance copy this week, and I watched it.
I really enjoyed it, actually.
That means a lot, coming from a man who played bad guy number three in The Faculty.
All right, Rob.
You know, you realize the film stars our guest tonight, a very special guest.