Stephen Colbert

Steven, wait, I... Steven, what? Is everything okay down there? It's nothing, John. Some of the Morgan Stanley foreign debt guys are, uh, they're trash-talking.

Well, there's a sense of increased optimism, but that could be attributed to the Fed's restraint on interest rates. Stephen, I don't mean to interrupt. Who was that? Oh, he goes by the name of the underwriter. You don't want a piece of that, John.

Well, there's a sense of increased optimism, but that could be attributed to the Fed's restraint on interest rates. Stephen, I don't mean to interrupt. Who was that? Oh, he goes by the name of the underwriter. You don't want a piece of that, John.

What are you going to do when John McCain and all his McCainiacs run wild on you?

What are you going to do when John McCain and all his McCainiacs run wild on you?

Stewart, hey, Stewart, look, I've heard every single thing that you've been saying about me. I hope, my friend, that you are prepared for a world of hurt.

Stewart, hey, Stewart, look, I've heard every single thing that you've been saying about me. I hope, my friend, that you are prepared for a world of hurt.

Mm-hm. How did you interrupt my moment of zen? How? Oh, please, please, Stuart. You know me better than that. I can do anything I want. I am all-powerful. Settle down, Obi-Wan. You're not all-powerful.

Mm-hm. How did you interrupt my moment of zen? How? Oh, please, please, Stuart. You know me better than that. I can do anything I want. I am all-powerful. Settle down, Obi-Wan. You're not all-powerful.

Is he... Real, real tough talk, Stuart. Why don't you shut your mouth and bring it, pal, huh?

Is he... Real, real tough talk, Stuart. Why don't you shut your mouth and bring it, pal, huh?

Well, you know what? It's funny you would mention that because I actually came here to give you an invitation. Really? Yes. How about you show up this Monday night on Monday Night Raw at Newark at the Prudential Center. You got the guts, Stewart.

Well, you know what? It's funny you would mention that because I actually came here to give you an invitation. Really? Yes. How about you show up this Monday night on Monday Night Raw at Newark at the Prudential Center. You got the guts, Stewart.

The night that Trump was elected in 2016, I started looking into becoming a Canadian citizen and I moved here in 2020 full time. I gave up my apartment in Brooklyn, moved to Toronto.

The night that Trump was elected in 2016, I started looking into becoming a Canadian citizen and I moved here in 2020 full time. I gave up my apartment in Brooklyn, moved to Toronto.

And it's bullshit. You actually did it. So I wrote, I actually did it, becoming Canadian because of Trump. Is that the book where you admit that you killed OJ's wife? No, it's not the, no. It's not? I didn't.

And it's bullshit. You actually did it. So I wrote, I actually did it, becoming Canadian because of Trump. Is that the book where you admit that you killed OJ's wife? No, it's not the, no. It's not? I didn't.

Austria was the first country that Hitler took over when he was expanding. And it was very similar to Germany, the way Canada is similar to the US. And they just kind of absorbed it. And that was the beginning of Hitler's expansion.

Austria was the first country that Hitler took over when he was expanding. And it was very similar to Germany, the way Canada is similar to the US. And they just kind of absorbed it. And that was the beginning of Hitler's expansion.

I'm not saying at all that Trump is Hitler. He's not. But if Trump is 10% as bad as Hitler, that's bad enough.