Stephen Colbert
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I'm not saying at all that Trump is Hitler. He's not. But if Trump is 10% as bad as Hitler, that's bad enough.
The differences are subtle, but really significant. Like when I go get pizza, they ask me, you know, what kind of sauce I want on the pizza, if I want like sweet and sour sauce or Chipotle sauce.
The differences are subtle, but really significant. Like when I go get pizza, they ask me, you know, what kind of sauce I want on the pizza, if I want like sweet and sour sauce or Chipotle sauce.
They give it to you and they say, what kind of sauce do you want on it? And I said, what do you mean? I'm from New York, we don't do that.
They give it to you and they say, what kind of sauce do you want on it? And I said, what do you mean? I'm from New York, we don't do that.
Can anyone here tell me, what would happen to the illegal alien from El Salvador if he came back from the United States? Does anyone here know? Does anyone want to guess? Any of you. He could be with his family. What? Any of you know the answer to the question? Legally, what would happen if he came back here? Does any of you know? Any of you? Do you really believe the Supreme Court?
Can anyone here tell me, what would happen to the illegal alien from El Salvador if he came back from the United States? Does anyone here know? Does anyone want to guess? Any of you. He could be with his family. What? Any of you know the answer to the question? Legally, what would happen if he came back here? Does any of you know? Any of you? Do you really believe the Supreme Court?
I'm talking now. Do you really believe the Supreme Court doesn't think he should be retired? Why was it you now? You're done.
I'm talking now. Do you really believe the Supreme Court doesn't think he should be retired? Why was it you now? You're done.
Stephen, happy St. Patrick's Day to you, boy. Sure and begora, my friend. How are you, John? Wow. I didn't even know that was in there.
Stephen, happy St. Patrick's Day to you, boy. Sure and begora, my friend. How are you, John? Wow. I didn't even know that was in there.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much.
Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Yes. Now, they hurl frogs and locusts at you while you're... Exactly.
Absolutely. Yes. Yes. Yes. Now, they hurl frogs and locusts at you while you're... Exactly.
That was the original. That was the original.
That was the original. That was the original.
The man barked out one appalling claim after another. But don't you worry. the Democrats came ready to fight back with their little paddles, okay? That is how you save democracy, by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique tea set. It was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just kidding. That was very cool, Democrats. In fact, I made my own sign.
The man barked out one appalling claim after another. But don't you worry. the Democrats came ready to fight back with their little paddles, okay? That is how you save democracy, by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique tea set. It was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just kidding. That was very cool, Democrats. In fact, I made my own sign.
The man barked out one appalling claim after another. But don't you worry. the Democrats came ready to fight back with their little paddles, okay? That is how you save democracy, by quietly dissenting or bidding on an antique tea set. It was hard to tell what was going on. I'm just kidding. That was very cool, Democrats. In fact, I made my own sign.