Stephen Colbert

This way, quickly?

I'm a fan, by the way.

He does about four hours and then they cut it down to 22 minutes.

Yeah.

Pretty quiet in there.

Yeah, they, no.

No, they put all the laughter in later.

Do you harmonize?

I'll go high.

Can you see by the dawn's early light?

What so proudly we take it, take it.

In fact, it's 82 degrees and it's sunny.

Nearly 200 million Americans are now in the path of a dangerous winter storm system, with warnings and alerts now stretching from the Mexican border all the way to Maine.

Nowhere is harder hit than Texas, where more than 3 million homes and businesses are without power and heat.

The electrical grid simply can't handle the demand.

Thanks.

I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah.

I feel, as Cheryl shared with you, a very special connection to Israel when I first visited the Holy Land.

Can't say I do, John. There's a fundamental hypocrisy at work here. Our society says if you're 18, you're old enough to vote or to die for your country. If you're old enough to do those things, you're certainly old enough to toss a ball through a basket for enough money to forever skew your view of reality.

Can't say I do, John. There's a fundamental hypocrisy at work here. Our society says if you're 18, you're old enough to vote or to die for your country. If you're old enough to do those things, you're certainly old enough to toss a ball through a basket for enough money to forever skew your view of reality.