Stephen Colbert
speaker
1,477 appearances
50 recordings
16 series
first heard Feb 2024
last heard 4 Sep
Stephen Colbert’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Can't say I do, John. There's a fundamental hypocrisy at work here. Our society says if you're 18, you're old enough to vote or to die for your country. If you're old enough to do those things, you're certainly old enough to toss a ball through a basket for enough money to forever skew your view of reality.
If you're old enough to get into a PG-13 movie, you should be allowed to play the hoops.
All right, different example. If the elders of your synagogue pronounce you a man, you're certainly mature enough to play the ball.
John, what do you have against 13-year-olds? I was old enough to be tried as an adult at 13, so don't tell me an 18 or a 19-year-old isn't mature enough for the NBA. You were in a prison at 13. No, no, no, John. I was tried at 13. They never found the weapon, man. It's amazing how far a little cash-a-roo will go in the criminal justice system. Corruption. Here's the point, John.
We need to get these kids in the NBA, because if they're anything like me at that age, they're going to need a lot of cash. Go Wizards!
Shaquille O'Neal, everybody.
I am soft, by the way, but yeah.
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On the Sacramento Kings on Monday, the team canceled a planned Lunar New Year promotional giveaway celebrating this, the Year of the Monkey.
When the world's two largest monotheisms learn to accept each other, perhaps live in peace? It's a difficult question. The only way to find an answer is to turn to Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell, and even Stephen.
Guys, I'm sorry. I'm just starting to think that this religion thing, we're not going to settle it in three minutes. So if you could just wrap it up and find some common ground, that would be great.
Media punditry. The very words mean almost nothing. With that in mind, two of our senior news analysts square off on the issues we deem important. Once again, Even Steven with Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell. Do you think that you're an idiot?
Tragically lost in the hoopla of this year's political campaigns has been Halloween. It's being celebrated tomorrow evening here with their thoughts on this important national holiday. Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert with Even Stephen.
On to more pressing and important issues. The United States Senate is in the middle of a heated battle over legislation calling for a patient's bill of rights. Lost amidst the partisan bickering, however, is how this bill really affects the average American. So here to partisanly bicker over how this bill really affects the average American, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert, and even Stephen.
While Dan Rather has shied away from breaking down the stem cell debate, we here at The Daily Show will do no such thing. Here to shed some much-needed light on the topic, Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell with Even Steven.
There's a war going on out there. But there's also another battle being fought between the government and the members of the press. How much does the public need to know? Here to answer that question are Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert with Even Stephen.
Now, obviously, the crisis in the Middle East is continuing to dominate the news. Here to bring some much-needed perspective on that situation, our senior pundit team, Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert, with Even Stephen.
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