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Stephen

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
1053 total appearances

Appearances Over Time

Podcast Appearances

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And the only thing he says to me is have fun, buddy.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And I'm like, OK, OK.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

She opens the door to the condo.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

There's flower petals everywhere.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

everywhere leading from the door all the way to the middle of the room with like a jacuzzi in it and then there's like a big king-size bed with red silk sheets and i've realized this is a prostitution ring which by the way is far better than a kidnapping ring when we're weighing out the different outcomes when you pull into the garage in the van

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I didn't even know that.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I'm learning something.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So we get in there and I go to the bathroom like, oh God, this is not what I thought it was going to be.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Can I ask how much money you have on you at this point?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I've got like $20 or $40 cash.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I've got a limit on my card, so I can't afford anything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Even if I want to.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I splash water on my face and I come out of the bathroom and she's laying on the bed in less clothing than when I entered the bathroom.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Like, oh, hey, I think I'm going to get out of here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

She goes, no, no.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

whatever you want to do.