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Stephen

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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I'm realizing there's a whole thing going on and I'm just trying to plead my case, but nothing really is getting through.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So all of a sudden,

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I'm like, you know, a really good idea is to just start running.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I started running and all I could think of is just zigzagging.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

If they start shooting, I'm zigzagging so they can't hit me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

No one's shooting, but in my head, they're following me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And then I get to a point where I'm like, I don't know which way we got in here.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I just took a turn and I was on a main road.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

It felt like I was running for maybe 30 minutes when I was

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

realistically probably running for like five minutes.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

All I can think is that, are they going to come after me?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

Like, what do I do?

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

And there's no street lights or anything.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

All I can hear is like crazy, like nature around me.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So I look for something like I find I see a sign.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I kind of like hide behind it.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

But I know there's no way I'm walking home tonight.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

There's like one or two cars that go by.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

I'm like, I think I might be safe to hitchhike a ride.

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard
Armchair Anonymous: Spring Break

So another car comes.