Steve Bone

So those three, if you take those three among the January recruits, that's some good business there, isn't it?

I don't think anyone got too excited when we signed Ali because they said, oh, he's from Luton, he's from League One, why are we signing him?

But actually he's proved a few wrong.

Adams I think people were a bit more positive about and he certainly lived up to that.

Caballero was just an unknown quantity, wasn't he?

But we're starting to see, did somebody call him the Paraguayan Pele or something?

Might be a slight exaggeration.

Well, there we go.

We've got Pele and Neymar on the side.

We should be doing all right, shouldn't we?

You'd think.

Obviously, there's a couple of the general recruits we haven't seen yet.

There's one that we won't see because Alise has sadly got a serious injury and has gone back to Sunderland, I think.

Haven't seen Jojo yet, have we?

Did he come on?

Yeah, yeah.

My barber, who is a Pompey fan, big Pompey fan, has been for 50 years.

After we signed Jojo, which I think we're going to call him that because it's easier than saying his full name, he was, when I walked in to have my hair cut about three weeks ago, he said, have you seen the YouTube footage of Jojo?

He looks like a cross between Beckenbauer and Virgil van Dijk.

How do you know that?