Steve Martin
speaker
380 appearances
18 recordings
4 series
first heard May 2024
last heard Jun 2025
Steve Martin’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Es geht fast genug.
You guys are way too hard on me on Chris Wallace, because he shortens his first name. Christopher Wallace is fine. That's a biggie.
How many Davises do I know?
Er sagte, Mike, es gibt keine Leute mit dem Namen Tony. Ja, es gibt. Ich weiß, es gibt einen Fußballspieler. Es gab einen Boxer.
When you say King, are you worried that he's going to extend term limits? Because if that's the case, you know what that opens the door for? The Washington Generals. Ah.
Well, the Florida thing is particularly heartbreaking. Maybe I'll live to regret these words, but worrying about J.D. Vance, I'm more worried about the person that's unpredictable, that is actively president, that is a lame duck essentially, now with a majority Senate. J.D. Vance, I mean, he's a politician. He was on a ticket with a dude that he compared to and called Hitler.
In this state, I think in particular, because you saw states go to Trump, but also protect women's rights. We're in one of those states that they didn't. I want to speak to people that have struggled with fertility in their lives. There are some married couples that have tried for years on end and are not exactly genetically compatible.
Und jetzt mit dieser 6-Weck-Regel, ich weiß nicht, ob das genug Zeit ist, für einige Mädchen, um zu wissen, ob sie die Mutter in Gefahr bringen, indem sie diese Begabung zum Termin trägt. Das bietet eine ganz neue Flut an Fragen. Es stellt Healthcare-Arbeiter in einen wirklich schwierigen Spot. Und ich glaube nicht, dass dieses Staat mit seinen Kucki-Supermajority-Regeln, weil...
We have a state that is going actively against the will of the people. Because 57%, which is a pretty good majority of folks, voted for this thing. And yet a woman's right is not protected because it didn't reach the 60% threshold. And DeSantis resorted to all sorts of tricks, censoring certain ads and news stations from covering this. Das war besonders dystopisch.
Wir haben eine Person gewählt, die die Tür geöffnet hat und das so stolz gesagt hat. Aber wenn man sich auf das betrug, was er eigentlich gewählt hat, hat er versucht, es unter den Rücken zu schlagen, weil er wusste, dass es nicht mal in seinem eigenen Staat populär war. Und trotz dieser Unpopularität haben wir noch etwas, das mehr Menschen in diesem Staat nicht wollen.
Und es ist schmerzhaft für diejenigen, die wirklich versuchen, ein Kind in diesen Welt zu bringen. Du hast all diese Ambiguität, Regeln für Interpretationen verlassen. Und es ist wirklich schrecklich, weil sechs Wochen, es gibt Dinge, die danach auftauchen. Und Gott weiß, die Räumlichkeiten der Entscheidung, die dieses Staat gemacht hat, um es nicht zu diesem 60%-Threshold zu bekommen.
Steve, hi, everyone. It's too much. First of all, I have to just jump in. You got to go? I got to go. I got to go. I got to jump in and say how great it was to hear you guys try to figure out what 200 was. And the closest thing... It is four times 50, right? The closest thing I can come up with is that you think 200 is 208. And I'm thinking that you ought to contact NASA...
and give them this new information.
Every day I get an email, hey, what about Steve Martin short? And then I'd see it on any, you know, Twitter thing I'm on. What about that?
Yeah, I know.
The great thing about Marty is he has it all done at once. Right. The hair, the eyes, the nose, the teeth. It's true. And you heal all at once. You heal six weeks and it's over.
I have to add a line from your earlier conversation about Kleenex, because Lenny Bruce had a line, it's like the mother, and she goes in her son's room and picks up, she goes, oh, oh look, Sonny blew his nose on the Playboy magazine again.
First of all, we pay our compliments to Selena. She's lovely to work with. We love Selena. And, you know, she doesn't mind us. Oh, that's Marty. Do you need to get the door? You're such a pro.
Yes.
It was friendly as far as I can go. Yeah. You maxed out. But I first met Marty... at my house, and he came over to get a copy of the script for Three Amigos. Really? And that's when I first met him.
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