Steve Phillips

And she fixed it for me.

She AI'd my wedding picture.

My face was disgusting.

No, she just trimmed out.

Like she got rid of my neck.

Basically removed my neck and just made my face normal looking.

Because you're wearing like a shirt in the pool.

Dude, I was sunburnt.

I had to go to the gift shop and buy one of those long-sleeved pool sweaters, which is the ultimate fat-ass move because you are basically telling everyone at the pool you're not putting eyes on what's underneath this.

Like, you have no right to put eyes on what's underneath this shirt.

I need the sombrero and the badass white T-shirt.

My most horrific pic is, I don't know if Carlo still has it, but Carlo jammed me up huge.

I was peak monster, okay?

And I was doing overdrive with Carlo, and I had my feet up on the desk.

And I'm not kidding you.

My T-shirt rode up to my nipples, and my barrel was hanging out the side of my waist and down my quads.

And he snapped a pic from the other side of the desk.

And he texted to me, and he goes, bro.

What is up?

And that pic scarred me for life, man.