Stevie Nicholl

The question, obviously, if you could sign one player for your team, who would it be?

I thought any one of those top four would do.

To be perfectly honest, to state that Oviedo are in, I'd probably take anyone from the top 25.

And they could come and improve our team for us.

Who would you have, Sid?

I think I'd have Mbappé as well.

I think, look, obviously, whenever you get a question like this, you always think, well, it depends what kind of team you are, what kind of style you want.

But I think if you're taking it as saying, we don't know what the team is, who's going to come in, immediately make an impact, and in the case of, say, an Oviedo, rescue you, or in the case of, say, an Atletico Madrid, push you to being a title contender, someone who gets you 30-plus goals a season is, to be honest, has got to be the first choice.

However much we love Pedri, however much we love Luminia, I think it has to be Mbappé.

I'm with Luis on that.

The least shocking, I think, result from this survey was who was the most annoying manager on the touchline.

Diego Simeone with very much the lion's share of the vote.

No surprise there for your mate, Luis.

Sid Bordelas is there as well, but obviously Simeone very much taking the title there.

Yeah, I mean, to be honest, I think Luis has kind of revealed the key thing here.

This is an anonymous survey, but when we saw Simeone at the top, I thought, what, have we only asked Atletico players?

Never mind opponents.

All the Atletico players saying, good grief, will someone please get rid of this bloke for us?

Bordelas is not a huge surprise.

Although actually, I think seen from a distance, we don't actually see some of the things he does on the touchline as we do with Simeone.