Stevie Nicholl

Right, I see.

Five minutes later, Big Billy appeared at the side with the biggest bandage you've ever seen.

Coming back on.

He's coming, and he's standing at the sideline like a bull.

And the Big Al looked across at me again and went, oh, no.

Oxford had a golf day.

Right.

So Big Billy, Big Billy just kind of goes to his own beat, you know what I mean?

So Big Billy was walking on the green with his clubs, just dropping them on the green and then putting.

Right.

And there was a greenkeeper watching them and followed them.

So after about five holes,

They get on the green, big Billy, does the same, takes the clubs off, just drops them right on the middle of the green, as close to the coal as you can.

And the green keeper came up and went, excuse me, excuse me.

Billy's like that.

He said, what?

The green keeper went, you're not supposed to pick your clubs on the green.

You're supposed to leave your clubs off the green and then you take your potter and you do that.

And Billy went, who are you?

And he went, I'm the green keeper.