Stevie White

I've never had one.

You're sucking up a man's arse.

Horrific, yeah.

You like poo bearing though?

Okay.

So in your nightmare day, Jack, I take you back to your room to get ready for the day.

I'm already in my room, aren't I?

Because we're at, no, we've just been down for the seafood platter.

Oh, yeah.

I'll take you back to your hotel room so you can actually get ready for the day.

And this is when you realize that happy hour the day before you accidentally took Robbie's bag instead of your own when we left the studio.

So, Jack, you have to spend the whole day in Robbie's clothes.

You open his bag to see the clothes that he packed were the exact same ones that he's wearing in that picture where everyone said that he dresses better than you.

What was that?

Football shirt and cords.

Franz Ferdinand and... So you have to wear that exact outfit that everyone thinks you look better in.

That Robbie looks better than you in.

Specifically those ones that everyone on the internet is saying that Robbie looks better than you.

Okay.

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