Stevie White

Yeah, I'm looking forward to this.

So I run into a bit of an issue at this point because... Always running, didn't you?

Well, my problem is that I realise I also didn't enjoy my time in Hull.

So I thought, what can we do that doesn't involve like kind of being outside in Hull?

And luckily, I managed to book you in for a full body health check.

because I thought you'd really like one of them.

So for the next four hours, you'll undergo tests, scans, probes.

But weirdly, there's a strange amount of fondling in the balls department.

And I genuinely start to worry a little bit, because it looks like they might have found something quite bad down there.

But luckily, it only took so long, because they were struggling to locate your dean, Willie.

Horrible.

So, yeah, Jack, I'm taking you to a four-hour full-body scan.

No, no.

I said they were fondling a lot, but it was just because they couldn't find your Dean, Willie.

I haven't said that.

I'm just saying I was worried for a while, but I realised it was just because they were trying to find the Willy.

never asked the guest how's your day going how you've got with them how's your day all right hall of fame all three of them put tampons in that is gonna go down so well on the internet fuck it oh so your nightmare you're picking you'd rather have a full body scan than um inclusive inclusivity yeah okay cool

Okay.

There we go.

So in the nightmare day for you, Jack, you do actually get the all clear at the scan.