Stu Gatz

I have garlic all over my house. Strings of garlic. You are stronger.

I have garlic all over my house. Strings of garlic. You are stronger.

Both. Both.

Both. Both.

If you recoil at the sight of garlic because you're a vampire, of course you're going to pretend like, bring it on. I love garlic. I love a crucifix. You know, I mean, that's a defense mechanism. The old bait and switch. I dare you to do it, right? Yeah, exactly. So, you know, the string of garlic's here. Come at me.

If you recoil at the sight of garlic because you're a vampire, of course you're going to pretend like, bring it on. I love garlic. I love a crucifix. You know, I mean, that's a defense mechanism. The old bait and switch. I dare you to do it, right? Yeah, exactly. So, you know, the string of garlic's here. Come at me.

Steak through the heart is always... It's a classic. It's perfect.

Steak through the heart is always... It's a classic. It's perfect.

no really no garlic means too much to me right yeah speaking of hammers uh greg cody shocked me the other day by having very strong opinions on the hammer throw well okay at a track meet in colorado some poor spectator was hit by and killed by an errant hammer throw jeez so i'm doing a little research first of all The hammer throw doesn't even include a hammer.

no really no garlic means too much to me right yeah speaking of hammers uh greg cody shocked me the other day by having very strong opinions on the hammer throw well okay at a track meet in colorado some poor spectator was hit by and killed by an errant hammer throw jeez so i'm doing a little research first of all The hammer throw doesn't even include a hammer.

A hammer throw is a shot put attached to a heavy wire and then flung around. So it's a misnomer, first of all.

A hammer throw is a shot put attached to a heavy wire and then flung around. So it's a misnomer, first of all.

So why are we throwing hammers in 2025? It's like shot puts, too. It's like a medieval sport. You're right. It's like shooting someone from a cannon. Yes.

So why are we throwing hammers in 2025? It's like shot puts, too. It's like a medieval sport. You're right. It's like shooting someone from a cannon. Yes.

I think a track event should be throwing a stick of dynamite. I mean, that makes as much sense.

I think a track event should be throwing a stick of dynamite. I mean, that makes as much sense.

Yeah, and it would have to be a heavy chain link.

Yeah, and it would have to be a heavy chain link.

It'd have to be like what they have at NASCAR races. Like a fence, yes. Whereas the tire is flying through the air, and you need something to stop that. But Mike, you're obviously the vampire expert among us. Is it true that vampires cannot see themselves in a mirror?

It'd have to be like what they have at NASCAR races. Like a fence, yes. Whereas the tire is flying through the air, and you need something to stop that. But Mike, you're obviously the vampire expert among us. Is it true that vampires cannot see themselves in a mirror?