Hour 2: The Child Vampire
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How does the Greg vs. Gary rivalry unfold?
It's 11 a.m. on a Thursday. The media crowd shuffles in. There's an old man sitting next to me, smoking cigs as we ask our questions. He says to us, who needs me, dummy? As the dolphins head to play the bills. But he's talking to me, I am young Greg Cody. Writing columns with takes that'll kill. La, la, la, that kind of thing. La, la, di-di-da-da-ding. I gotta go to Buffalo with Bernie Bumbley I will always remember that quote from a Dolphins coach named Gary
Put it on the pole, Juju. Are we still making Gary's? I don't feel like a baby right now. Any parent would say, you know what? I want my baby, when it comes out of the womb, to be so cute. And then I'm going to name it Gary. See you, Gary. I don't think that's something that's happening anymore.
Gary the bag. Oh, for the love of God. The bag.
He loves going inside, and look who follows him into the breach. Big surprise. See you, Gary. Ready, Freddy? Gary the Bag, of course, for those of you who don't know. And that's all of you. Everyone knows the Bag.
Everybody knows Gary the Bag. Unless you were at my dad's 70th, because he was a star that night.
No, he's the staple of the Greg Cody Show podcast. That's not true. Nah, you know, might as well be. But when I was a kid, I'm being serious here, Gary's and Greg's were bitter rivals. Right. Like if you were named Greg, you felt superior to Gary's. But the opposite was true. It was like, I don't know that there's any two names now that are rivals. Wow. But Gary and Greg.
Well, those aren't either. Oh, believe me, they are. So why were you guys such good friends if this rivalry existed?
Well, because... Straw man!
No, it's not a straw man. And the rivalry is partly why we were good friends. Because we were like opposites. Like, he was a big Yankee fan. I was Red Sox. I would have the Yaz trading card against his Mickey Mantle. He was a Gary. I was a Greg. We were yin and yang. You know, but the rivalry, it was real. Mm-hmm. Still is, I think, although name rivalries aren't what they used to be.
What are the causes and remedies for a stye?
Gary and Greg in the 70s and 80s were staples in the top 30 names for boys.
Yes.
They no longer are.
I thought Greg beefed with Craig's. No.
I thought one G Greggs feuded with two Gs. He said that.
That 100% is a thing. That's 100% accurate. And it's also accurate to say that Greggs felt and feel superior to Craigs. Yeah. A Craig is a Gregg wannabe. To his point, I do hate Chris's with a K. Yeah.
Yeah, exactly. What are we making more of these days, Craigs or Greggs?
It's got to be Greg. Has to be. Yeah, Craig's a misspelling.
Gregory? That's what it's short for?
No, I don't think there's any Gregory. Craig's a perversion, honestly. It's not a real name. It is.
Exactly.
Just like if your name is Tom and you spell it with an H. Oh, silent H. Let's not go there. Oh, Thoms?
Yeah. Get out of here.
No, no, I've known Toms.
Although, Brenneman's done all right. And a testament to giving people second chances. Put it on the poll, please.
What's Tom York up to? Yeah, Yorkie.
Side projects, the smile.
Put it on the poll, Juju, at Levitard Show. Are Craig's a perversion of Greg's? I've got to get to my racist story. We're running out of show. And Walter Payton socks. We've got to get to that as well. But before we do so, Billy, what's going on with your eye? What?
What's going on with my eye? Do you have a sty? I do. It's kind of been an off-air conversation. You just asked me out of the blue. Put me out there that I have a sty. Well, you're on camera. Yeah, but I have glasses on. I feel like I've hit it. I have a sty. I didn't even realize you had it. Thank you, Jeremy. You were hiding it well.
What classic movies are discussed in this episode?
And if you did notice, it's polite of you not to point and say what's wrong with your face, freak. Which is how I received it. But what's happening?
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
How does the Greg vs. Gary rivalry unfold?
1:04–3:51
2
What are the causes and remedies for a stye?
3:51–5:35
3
What classic movies are discussed in this episode?
5:35–8:39
4
Was David Letterman rude to his guests?
8:39–14:35
5
What insights are shared about Michael Jackson and Prince?
14:35–23:52
6
How can listeners participate with their boldest takes?
23:52–26:29
7
What is the purpose of the sponsorship messages?
26:29–44:05
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