Stu Gatz
speaker
3,140 appearances
92 recordings
2 series
first heard Nov 2024
last heard 8 May
Stu Gatz’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Oh, my God, man.
We got the different colors. We was out here like Batman in the early 2000s. Your belt was all bunch of... Because if you had multiple devices, right? Multiple, yeah. The two-way, right? You had the two-way right here. Then you had the next tail chirp. And then... You had the sidekick. Yeah.
Of course. Who didn't have a sidekick? Who didn't have a sidekick?
So singular had a sidekick kind of. It was Fugazi. It was super Fugazi. You know how I know? Because I had it. And I was that dude trying to tell people, it's just as good.
It was like pre-Razer. Okay. I might be the oldest person here because this is the only hint I'll give you. This is what my phone sounded like. Not my feet. You guys remember that ringtone? Yeah, the helicopter.
That's a horrible noise. It was the Motorola StarTAC, and it was the coolest phone in the world. The Motorola StarTAC. If you had a StarTAC, you were like, all right, you're either... Loaded or what are you really into?
Motorola StarTAC. Amazing.
Back in the day, though, that thing was fire probably. Dude, you open that thing up and you flip it open.
By the way, you want to talk about technology moving backwards. I miss the days where you could charge your battery somewhere else and then, oh, my phone's dying. Guess what? Boop. Now we're back. Reload the clip. Reload the clip. That was the time.
Money bags over here.
No, it was nights and weekends, baby.
It was 9 at first. And then they eventually evolved to 7. Oh, what a time. We should go back to a minutes plan.
That was one of the early phones where you could still see the screen even with the keyboard.
$49.
But also, it wasn't actually... The worst part of the song. It wasn't actually the song. It was like a keyboard rendition of the song. Like someone played it on his iPhone.
You're like, wait, what did I do? You know, Jessica, you know how there are artists now who get broken through TikTok to somehow their song. Back then it was the ringtone people. They call them ringtone rappers, right? Their songs were literally just made to be ringtones. I mean, that's why Soulja Boy is a thing.
Hey guys, are the Knicks going to lose to the Pistons in the playoffs? Are we still talking about 2003? We're talking about 2025 now. Knicks and Pistons played last night, and the Pistons kind of put it on them.
Well, I'm tired of hearing that one.
Josh Hart didn't play. It's not 2000 anymore. Jalen Brunson did play. And they played poorly. He shot 5 of 15. He only had 15 points. But to me, that's a scary thing because... It's not just, oh, you lost the game, so what? It's, you're the three, and there's a big chance after this weekend that Detroit's going to be the sixth.
They lose all the tiebreakers, and they've got to play Milwaukee twice in their last two games. Like, there's a huge chance that the Knicks have to play the Pistons, and the Pistons are kind of like... They're kind of badass. For Kate Cunningham, it was incredible. Jalen Dern is a man among men. Malik Beasley's outside looking for sixth man of the year? Yeah, man. Sixth man of the year.
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