Stu Gatz

If you thought that the Kobe Bryant tour was all consuming, if you thought that the Derek Jeter rocking chair thing, you know, bats comprising a rocking chair thing, like everybody gives him gifts like he's an Egyptian pharaoh. Imagine all of that, but LeBron producing it himself to the expense and the detriment and the exclusion of any other story in the NBA in an entire 82 game run.

If you thought that the Kobe Bryant tour was all consuming, if you thought that the Derek Jeter rocking chair thing, you know, bats comprising a rocking chair thing, like everybody gives him gifts like he's an Egyptian pharaoh. Imagine all of that, but LeBron producing it himself to the expense and the detriment and the exclusion of any other story in the NBA in an entire 82 game run.

That to me is what's coming. It may not be this coming season, but it might as well be. And if that's the case, we are in for a news cycle that is truly unlike anything else we've seen before.

That to me is what's coming. It may not be this coming season, but it might as well be. And if that's the case, we are in for a news cycle that is truly unlike anything else we've seen before.

Good question.

Good question.

I got some accessories, too. I want to count the accessories. We need to get through the OLIs. And then we can all start.

I got some accessories, too. I want to count the accessories. We need to get through the OLIs. And then we can all start.

I got an actual bag. It's from the Mayweather Pacquiao Press Tour. The dream match. It was 08, though. That's a good one.

I got an actual bag. It's from the Mayweather Pacquiao Press Tour. The dream match. It was 08, though. That's a good one.

I just found a PTI hat, but the old part of it is that it's autographed by Tony Kornheiser for some reason. I want that so bad. He gave me a hat and signed it, and I don't know why, but I have it. So there's that.

I just found a PTI hat, but the old part of it is that it's autographed by Tony Kornheiser for some reason. I want that so bad. He gave me a hat and signed it, and I don't know why, but I have it. So there's that.

Yeah, I would do that. I also would auction off my authentic Yao Ming bobblehead, which I have underneath my desk for some reason. He's bringing it. That's all-star. So think about, when was he a rookie? That was like 03, right? Like 02, 03. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You're doing well. I mean, it's not 2000. Oh, wow. Look, one of 5,000. I just noticed this.

Yeah, I would do that. I also would auction off my authentic Yao Ming bobblehead, which I have underneath my desk for some reason. He's bringing it. That's all-star. So think about, when was he a rookie? That was like 03, right? Like 02, 03. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. You're doing well. I mean, it's not 2000. Oh, wow. Look, one of 5,000. I just noticed this.

I never looked underneath there. Wow.

I never looked underneath there. Wow.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good.

I have a polo shirt from the time my late uncle ran for board member of an obscure municipal organization.

I have a polo shirt from the time my late uncle ran for board member of an obscure municipal organization.