Stuart Robson

Is that what Thanksgiving's for?

Really, you should be thanking me for saving you in Alicante.

Because we had to go downstairs from our gantry position.

We had to go downstairs in amongst the fans.

We had to go to the toilet.

And I thought I'd wait for Kay just in case any trouble would start.

And she fell out the toilet and almost fell on the floor as she came out the room.

Broke the heel on her shoe and stumbled along for about 10, 15 yards.

It wasn't a pretty sight, I've got to say.

Well, I was protecting them.

Backfired that one.

Yeah, I was protecting them.

And mind you, I was 20 yards away.

This body came out in a white coat.

I thought I'd got away with it.

A manager does his job and he can't be man of the match.

If he wins the league, he's coached them brilliantly and got the best out of them and all that sort of stuff.

He's got his tactics more often right than wrong.

But you can't give him man of the match for any one performance.

That's somebody who doesn't watch La Liga and hasn't seen Barcelona defend.