Sturm Wurm

Yeah, so about a year ago, I got a lap dance. from a guy. And I came in my... Couple of days later, I downloaded the Grindr app. Within an hour, I was getting head in a parking lot. 10 other messages from dudes within a one mile radius begging me to suck my dick. You know? It's always looked like the gays are having more fun.

Yeah, so about a year ago, I got a lap dance. from a guy. And I came in my... Couple of days later, I downloaded the Grindr app. Within an hour, I was getting head in a parking lot. 10 other messages from dudes within a one mile radius begging me to suck my dick. You know? It's always looked like the gays are having more fun.

Yeah, so about a year ago, I got a lap dance. from a guy. And I came in my... Couple of days later, I downloaded the Grindr app. Within an hour, I was getting head in a parking lot. 10 other messages from dudes within a one mile radius begging me to suck my dick. You know? It's always looked like the gays are having more fun.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that theory is correct. I mean, my life is so gay, I might as well be fucking dudes. Pretty sure I'm not a homosexual, but I can't keep going along with this farce that I'm in some stalemate tie with all of y'all for being the straightest motherfucker that's ever lived. Fighting off the gay is exhausting.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that theory is correct. I mean, my life is so gay, I might as well be fucking dudes. Pretty sure I'm not a homosexual, but I can't keep going along with this farce that I'm in some stalemate tie with all of y'all for being the straightest motherfucker that's ever lived. Fighting off the gay is exhausting.

After extensive research, I've come to the conclusion that theory is correct. I mean, my life is so gay, I might as well be fucking dudes. Pretty sure I'm not a homosexual, but I can't keep going along with this farce that I'm in some stalemate tie with all of y'all for being the straightest motherfucker that's ever lived. Fighting off the gay is exhausting.

To tie a ribbon on it from this point forward.

To tie a ribbon on it from this point forward.

To tie a ribbon on it from this point forward.

I was like, yeah, I got to go through more with this. And then I went, I did the Tinder thing. I mean, the Grindr thing. Like, it was as lame as every hookup I've ever had with a girl. Like, it was.

I was like, yeah, I got to go through more with this. And then I went, I did the Tinder thing. I mean, the Grindr thing. Like, it was as lame as every hookup I've ever had with a girl. Like, it was.

I was like, yeah, I got to go through more with this. And then I went, I did the Tinder thing. I mean, the Grindr thing. Like, it was as lame as every hookup I've ever had with a girl. Like, it was.

Uh, yeah. This is like two and a half years ago at this point. This is six months after I was on the podcast last time.

Uh, yeah. This is like two and a half years ago at this point. This is six months after I was on the podcast last time.

Uh, yeah. This is like two and a half years ago at this point. This is six months after I was on the podcast last time.

I got a podcast now, though.

I got a podcast now, though.

I got a podcast now, though.

Trust me, it's the illest podcast in the history of the universe.

Trust me, it's the illest podcast in the history of the universe.