Superfan Giovanni
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Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
You could have anything you wanted if you moved to Japan.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
They do.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
They just do.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
They probably do.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Actually, yeah, I did.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I was bullied in elementary, all through elementary, when I was not the giant I am today.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
In elementary, I was taller.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I was tall but skinny.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
And I had, like, these big, thick, what they call bifocal lens glasses.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Coke bottle style.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, exactly.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Big forehead, tall, skinny, goofy kid with crooked teeth.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
So I used to get chased on him every day.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Got beat up by a girl once.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Really?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
It did.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
What happened?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I got jumped by a couple kids, and they pulled my shirt over my head.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
So I went crazy and started swinging.