Susanna

No, but it happened twice, you know?

On the same toe.

I know.

And everyone keeps being like, why don't you go to a doctor?

Yeah, I keep saying, why don't you go to a doctor?

But the reason is, I'll tell you, it's also a bit embarrassing.

I have the Six Nations launch this weekend in Edinburgh.

And the thought of having to go in a boot...

And the players, the likes of Caelan Dorris or Antoine Dupont, turning to me and being like, what do you do to yourself?

And I go, oh, yeah, in the non-contact version of your sport, someone stood on me.

Well, do you know what?

And I'm crippled.

Yeah, that's where you have to embellish.

I think it's a conversation starter.

But before we move on, because we will move on, it's better than my story of when I was working in my local newspaper and covering the local elections a couple of years ago.

And I sprained my wrist when someone shook my hand.

What?

Some politician got elected.

I'm not going to say which politician got elected, but he was a large man.

And he shook my hand.