Taishen
speaker
50 appearances
1 recordings
1 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard Feb 2025
Taishen’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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I will pop on my pipe and breathe in, and I'm going to cast Gust of Wind against the sail to help slow down as quickly as possible. It's a line of strong wind, 60 feet long and 10 feet wide, in the direction that I choose for one minute. So basically I will be trying to, while they're slowing it down, I'm gonna be trying to basically push it against.
And it gets illuminated. I'm asking Tyshan to shoot a firebolt, whatever the longest range fire cantrips he has, into the darkness to illuminate further than what we've seen.
Gosh, you're even uglier than the other one! And I'm going to swing in using Reckless Attack to make it straight. And I am going to still... You know what? I'm going to use Grey Weapon Master. I don't care. That was a good idea. Natural 20. Oh!
So I'll be on right here, then.
11.
And if he chases after us, the honey is still there.
Nice, nice.
Do you trust your own footing? And I am going to just swing my anchor down, and I'm not disadvantaged.
I think I would like to just smash it and like, so it's like really weak and as soon as I have an opening, I would like to basically return the favor and then take my anchor and just swing it around and just shove the troll off the side.
I'm so much of a troll stan. I know every single reference that you used.
What is this meat magic you speak of? Oh, meta magic. What is this meta magic you speak of?
I love the meat magic.
Boom! Damn.
44?
Do I feel like... Does it look like we're about to jump? I'm in the moment, I wanna kill trolls. Mr. Barnabas wants to jump. Mr. Barnabas wants to jump. I'm coming to control this.
And I'm gonna go, I'm getting flashbacks of scrags or pirates boarding my ship and me fighting them off. This is an exhilarating experience as I'm going to try to just brutally murder them. Yes. I'm already advanced, I don't even need to recklessly attack.
It's 27. It is 27 points.
Oh no, I did not expect to be mauled to death by a troll.
I'm going to look around and I'm going to use my bonus action as the tail is going to, it'll scooch back in to my back as my hand will then turn into a claw.
I'm going to use a twist. Yep. Wow, not doing well. That is going to be, that's definitely the head. I'm going to deal some damage to it, so 17 plus seven is 24 points of bludgeoning damage, and I have the crusher feat. I'm gonna move him five feet off into the tempest and knock him off the boat. Oh, get fucked.
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