Taliesin Jaffe

You can do this.

Okay, hold on.

And for a second, you're afraid he's going to pop a blood vessel or shit himself.

But you watch as his skin begins to shift and morph until eventually he grows slightly taller, his shoulders come back, and suddenly he has a handsome, semi-well-tanned and less sickly visage, looking pretty dang close, aside from the attire, to Terry and Darington.

Holy shit!

Thank you, Kylie.

Yeah, that's terrible.

I don't understand.

Terry?

She sighed.

I'm sorry, I've only read your books and most of your recordings don't actually capture his vocal timbre, so I just need more practice.

I just want to say before we leave, it's an incredible honor to be able to work with you in the Brigade.

I've been following your exploits for quite some time, and I never expected you would respond to any of my letters, so this means a lot to me.

I've read the adventures of Terry and Darrington, the glorious journeys of Terry and Darrington, the nearly memorable exploits of Terry and Darrington, the clearly legendary rumors surrounding Terry and Darrington.

I've gone through the entire collection.

The favorite of my works would be Tom Tarrian Darrington.

Mm-hmm.

I know you're currently filling a bucket, but would you mind, before we leave, if you could just sign a couple of my books?

This was a mistake.

This was a mistake.