Taliesin Jaffe

I create sparks to fly off of Buddy, like visually, as he hits the moment.

So you know, I double-checked.

Cantrips do not trigger the wild magic, so I did not accidentally kill three people.

Missile snake?

Who in the audience looks to be the least impressed?

Cast charm person on her.

Oh.

And I walk up and kind of, you know, with a hand,

to my side to go ahead and just try and see if I can garner her sympathies onto our side.

So it's a wisdom saving throw.

DC-12.

So I go up to him and be like, ha, fantastic performance, don't you think?

I just run away.

I just run out of the room.

Just take off running.

Full sprint.

Technically, you protect people from getting killed by strangers if you kill them yourself.

It's the Darrington Brigade dark urge run.

Now that I should point out that as I ran out and sat on the wall, because I cast Charm Person, it does finally trigger the Wild Magic Surge.

And for the next minute, any flammable, non-magical objects I touch that aren't being worn or carried burst into flame.