Talya Shelley

Oh, 100%, by the way. I think we're getting married. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Oh, 100%, by the way. I think we're getting married. Oh, yeah, for sure.

Where are you?

Where are you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I was like... You're like, I'm going to show you what's like. Absolutely not. No, I didn't do anything.

I was like... You're like, I'm going to show you what's like. Absolutely not. No, I didn't do anything.

But... Dating in London is awesome. I mean, hindsight, you should have just ordered everything on the buffet. I am.

But... Dating in London is awesome. I mean, hindsight, you should have just ordered everything on the buffet. I am.

Um, I mean, this is awful. I think that there's, it depends. The last date that I went on, I actually felt completely catfished. I didn't tell you about this. What? What happened? Oh, my God. The guy looked super handsome in his profile and tall. Okay. Not that that matters because, you know, I'm not exactly very tall myself.

Um, I mean, this is awful. I think that there's, it depends. The last date that I went on, I actually felt completely catfished. I didn't tell you about this. What? What happened? Oh, my God. The guy looked super handsome in his profile and tall. Okay. Not that that matters because, you know, I'm not exactly very tall myself.

But he arrived and he was kind of Polly Pocket size and he was quite nervous. Nothing. The Paul Pocket. The Paul Wee Pocket. The Paul, sorry, the Paul Pocket. No, it's Polly Pocket. Is it? The joke. I made it a very good joke. I'm an idiot. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. And I don't know. Listen, it's, I think, it, It depends.

But he arrived and he was kind of Polly Pocket size and he was quite nervous. Nothing. The Paul Pocket. The Paul Wee Pocket. The Paul, sorry, the Paul Pocket. No, it's Polly Pocket. Is it? The joke. I made it a very good joke. I'm an idiot. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay. And I don't know. Listen, it's, I think, it, It depends.

You can either have fun with it and just have a good laugh or you're kind of like, oh gosh, all the good ones are taken. Like have fun with it on the date? Like you're laughing at him? No, no, no. Actually, so the last date I had with this guy, I ended up texting my Lebanese guy friend. I'm like, you have to call me and pretend that you're a client of mine.

You can either have fun with it and just have a good laugh or you're kind of like, oh gosh, all the good ones are taken. Like have fun with it on the date? Like you're laughing at him? No, no, no. Actually, so the last date I had with this guy, I ended up texting my Lebanese guy friend. I'm like, you have to call me and pretend that you're a client of mine.

And that I have to come and see you soon, which is which is awful because, you know, we all do that. And so I left and I had a lot of fun with my friends and I ended up meeting someone else there.

And that I have to come and see you soon, which is which is awful because, you know, we all do that. And so I left and I had a lot of fun with my friends and I ended up meeting someone else there.

I mean, I've had two dinners. That's a lot of food. How many courses? As long as I'm eating, I'm fine.

I mean, I've had two dinners. That's a lot of food. How many courses? As long as I'm eating, I'm fine.