Tate Brown

The third one, it's like, I think this guy is so good that she realizes I'm never getting a better man, so I might as well just switch to women.

Maybe it's so bad they ruin men forever.

Yeah, it's kind of the same thing.

It's like, you know, if you have like some skeletons, like, I don't know, you know, some people it's like, okay, you had like this embezzlement issue or like, hey, I got fired from a job.

I was like high on the job.

One guy, you know, he cheated on his wife and then she burned herself alive.

Like some of these things, you know, would make you a little bit like, maybe you should not run for office.

Maybe stick to like, I don't know, middle management.

Well, you know, I mean, look, I mean, no one's perfect.

I have a few speeding tickets.

Oh, man, I missed a water bill from an old rental place, and they had to come find me.

It's like an anti-Semitic move, like the ADL comes after me.

Oh, really?

This reminds me of when people from other countries are like, but in my country, dinner is a big deal.

Yeah.

It's like a thing for us.

I'm like, oh, well, it's just dinner.

We gather together, and we pray, and then we talk.

I'm like, that's just everybody but life.

I think if you just don't instinctually know that you probably shouldn't antagonize a guy that has a firearm, then it's like you're cooked.