Ted Danson

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1,167 appearances 5 recordings 4 series first heard Sep 2024 last heard 12 Feb

Ted Danson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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The Dan Le Batard Show · The Best of SBS: Ted Danson · 12 Feb 2026 podcast

working up the nerve to ask this lady named Beth, who was working in the cafeteria in the freshman dorm at Stanford, and I finally asked her out for a cup of coffee.

And she said, yes.

And about three minutes into the cup of coffee, either, well, she wasn't making this up, but I think it maybe came to a relief to her that she, and she said that she had an audition to go to.

And goodbye.

And I said, oh, can I come with you?

Wanting to hang out more and to stay in the room for this audition, for this play.

Obviously, I had to do something.

And I made something up.

I can't believe I did this.

And I heard people laugh.

And it was like, oh, wait a minute.

It's not basketball.

But this is interesting.

And I got the smallest role in the play that I could get, a Bertolt Brecht play.

And it was just a light bulb went off.

I moved my station wagon to the back of the theater, slept in the back of the station wagon, and just never left the theater.

Slept in the back of the station wagon.

Yeah.

Well, it was either that or sleep in the station wagon.

I was in this pre-Animal House fraternity at Stanford, but it was Animal House, and it was just kind of almost unbearable.

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