Ted Danson
speaker
1,167 appearances
5 recordings
4 series
first heard Sep 2024
last heard 12 Feb
Ted Danson’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Ever. I know. It's amazing. It's fucking insane. I'm a tramp. I'll do anything. I really will pretty much do anything. You're so lucky you get to work so much in Los Angeles, too. Oh, my God.
Huge success. Those were huge hits, right, Ted? One was. The first one was like gangbusters. I don't know. Huge amount of millions. And then the second one, which was pretty well done. I remember having lunch with Jeffrey Katzenberg because it was about to come out. Three men and a little lady. And we're going to do great.
We are keeping our eye on this other show, kind of small show coming out called Home Alone. But I think we'll do great. You came out the same weekend? Yeah. Oh, my God. Blew us out of the water. Wow. That was 1990 or something like that?
No, leave that man alone. He's one of my favorites.
He's one of the true gentlemen in our business. Of course.
Yeah. I lost the job due to Magnum PI. The first year of Magnum, I played a murderous schmuck husband. who's getting the shit beat out of him on a boat by Tom Selleck.
And it was the first time I realized I had a big ball spot on the back of my head because there was an overhead shot of, you know, this incredible hulk of a man, handsome guy beating the shit out of this wimpy, murderous husband with the ball spot. And I swear to God, this is true. Please, Steven Spielberg listens to your show, I'm sure. A lot.
But my version of, and I hope it's true, was he was talking to me about Poltergeist. Then he happened to, within a week or two, see the Magnum P.I. episode, and I heard he was no longer interested.
Yes, you're right. You're right. He was thinning. He was thinning. Yeah. So maybe I made that up. Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe he just didn't like my work. That could well be.
Ted, before we let you go. No, I'm on a roll. I don't want to go.
It was probably for a feature. I think it was probably, it was a really funny movie. The first 10 minutes didn't work, and then it just took off. I think it ended up coming out called The Amateurs. It was called The Moguls for a while. It was Jeff Bridges. In this small town, and he decides the only way to put the town on the map is for them to do the whole town to participate in an amateur porn.
And that was going to put us on. You probably didn't see it. It's really kind of wonderful. But I auditioned for that.
Oh, wow.
Oh, I remember.
I don't think auditions are bad, though, because don't you want to make sure you're right for the part? Yes, exactly.
It was just, hey. And they hand the papers through the bushes. You got to have an answer. Come on, what's the answer?
Jason, you auditioned for that too. I just kind of assumed it was yours.
You all have made me, I get to say this, don't cut it, have made me laugh so hard, not only today, but in everything you've done over the years. Likewise.
You know, it's coming your way, you know.
Yes. You really are. And treasure.
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