The Fat Electrician

Because he's massive, but his nickname is the Slim Reaper because he's had three guys close the investigation for him. And I've said this before. We call it a baptized in the Niagara River. He's had two guys walk into the Niagara River during December and just like drown themselves because he was like, hey, what's going on? You touched a kid. I'm the investigator. And they were like, sweet.

Because he's massive, but his nickname is the Slim Reaper because he's had three guys close the investigation for him. And I've said this before. We call it a baptized in the Niagara River. He's had two guys walk into the Niagara River during December and just like drown themselves because he was like, hey, what's going on? You touched a kid. I'm the investigator. And they were like, sweet.

It took a police officer, one of our divers, his safety line got cut. We don't know what happened. But his safety line got cut and he drowned years ago. Good guy, too.

It took a police officer, one of our divers, his safety line got cut. We don't know what happened. But his safety line got cut and he drowned years ago. Good guy, too.

It took a police officer, one of our divers, his safety line got cut. We don't know what happened. But his safety line got cut and he drowned years ago. Good guy, too.

He's dextring people. It's a public service. He does have the tism. So he could dexter the shit out of these people and be like, that's what happened.

He's dextring people. It's a public service. He does have the tism. So he could dexter the shit out of these people and be like, that's what happened.

He's dextring people. It's a public service. He does have the tism. So he could dexter the shit out of these people and be like, that's what happened.

Well, the one guy didn't. So, I mean, at least that guy might not have been him. Jesus Christ. You know, like, how do you say, like, oh, he walked in or he was politely tossed in. You know, who knows?

Well, the one guy didn't. So, I mean, at least that guy might not have been him. Jesus Christ. You know, like, how do you say, like, oh, he walked in or he was politely tossed in. You know, who knows?

Well, the one guy didn't. So, I mean, at least that guy might not have been him. Jesus Christ. You know, like, how do you say, like, oh, he walked in or he was politely tossed in. You know, who knows?

Sir, I apologize for this.

Sir, I apologize for this.

Sir, I apologize for this.

So that comes in.

So that comes in.

So that comes in.

So my friend's awesome. He's great. And eventually he's going to go to homicide very soon, I hope. I hope. Love you, buddy. And so he's down there with me talking to this guy as he comes in and I'm about to take his phone. And this guy's talking in circles like, hey, bud, listen, I'd like to know if you'd give me your phone so I can look through it. Oh, do I need a lawyer?

So my friend's awesome. He's great. And eventually he's going to go to homicide very soon, I hope. I hope. Love you, buddy. And so he's down there with me talking to this guy as he comes in and I'm about to take his phone. And this guy's talking in circles like, hey, bud, listen, I'd like to know if you'd give me your phone so I can look through it. Oh, do I need a lawyer?

So my friend's awesome. He's great. And eventually he's going to go to homicide very soon, I hope. I hope. Love you, buddy. And so he's down there with me talking to this guy as he comes in and I'm about to take his phone. And this guy's talking in circles like, hey, bud, listen, I'd like to know if you'd give me your phone so I can look through it. Oh, do I need a lawyer?