The Jonas Brothers (Joe, Kevin, Nick)

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Your husband is not who you think he is.

I wish that I hadn't resisted for so long the need to change.

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Mary Magdalene, Mary Tyler Moore, Mary Poppins.

All those Marys couldn't hold a candle to our brand new player, Grandma Mary.

Wow.

Whose granddaughter Riley was adamant that she call in to play Brooke today.

And I did hear from our producer that Mary's a little bit nervous because she thinks Brooke is so smart and so beautiful.

And Mary, I wish you could see how Brooke looks in front of me right now because you would take all of that back.

Welcome to the show, Mary.

I'm not going to listen to that Jeff part of the sentence, okay, Mary?

Okay.

I'm sure it's all true.

Kind of hurt, Mary, coming from a grandma.

You are wise beyond your years even, Mary.

What's the most stereotypical grandma thing you do right now?

Yay, you listen to Brick and Jeffrey.

That's a good household.

Wow, you sound so thrilled about it, Mary.