The Kid Mero

I lighted my resume verbally to get a promotion. I started working at Lehman Brothers pre-9-11. This is a young Merrill. So I'm in the mailroom and I'm not making any money. And I was like, yo, there's an opening in the IT department. Young Merrill knows how to use computers to download pornography and use LimeWire. Young Merrill does not know how to fix a broken monitor.

I lighted my resume verbally to get a promotion. I started working at Lehman Brothers pre-9-11. This is a young Merrill. So I'm in the mailroom and I'm not making any money. And I was like, yo, there's an opening in the IT department. Young Merrill knows how to use computers to download pornography and use LimeWire. Young Merrill does not know how to fix a broken monitor.

I lighted my resume verbally to get a promotion. I started working at Lehman Brothers pre-9-11. This is a young Merrill. So I'm in the mailroom and I'm not making any money. And I was like, yo, there's an opening in the IT department. Young Merrill knows how to use computers to download pornography and use LimeWire. Young Merrill does not know how to fix a broken monitor.

But young Merrill pretended that he did and lied his ass off and got that job. and finesse for like another two years, bro, not knowing how to do nothing.

But young Merrill pretended that he did and lied his ass off and got that job. and finesse for like another two years, bro, not knowing how to do nothing.

But young Merrill pretended that he did and lied his ass off and got that job. and finesse for like another two years, bro, not knowing how to do nothing.

Just terrify these people and get them so scared that not only would they give me the cash, they would give me their terror. It made me feel strong. All I know is we're f***ing helpless. All I know is anarchy. All I know is chaos. I just leaned into that.

Just terrify these people and get them so scared that not only would they give me the cash, they would give me their terror. It made me feel strong. All I know is we're f***ing helpless. All I know is anarchy. All I know is chaos. I just leaned into that.

Just terrify these people and get them so scared that not only would they give me the cash, they would give me their terror. It made me feel strong. All I know is we're f***ing helpless. All I know is anarchy. All I know is chaos. I just leaned into that.

Young audience, Lehman Brothers is a cautionary tale of greed and excess. And what happens when you have a cafeteria that does egg dip waffles and charges nobody anything? And then you just have tons of spring water and everybody's taking smoke breaks and you're just hemorrhaging money because you're just playing with money.

Young audience, Lehman Brothers is a cautionary tale of greed and excess. And what happens when you have a cafeteria that does egg dip waffles and charges nobody anything? And then you just have tons of spring water and everybody's taking smoke breaks and you're just hemorrhaging money because you're just playing with money.

Young audience, Lehman Brothers is a cautionary tale of greed and excess. And what happens when you have a cafeteria that does egg dip waffles and charges nobody anything? And then you just have tons of spring water and everybody's taking smoke breaks and you're just hemorrhaging money because you're just playing with money.

They did what these companies do. They play with your money. And everybody knows what happened. Shit went left, and they got left.

They did what these companies do. They play with your money. And everybody knows what happened. Shit went left, and they got left.

They did what these companies do. They play with your money. And everybody knows what happened. Shit went left, and they got left.

I was on the New York Donut chat line, and I just put my elbow on the keyboard by accident, and I started the mortgage crisis. Sorry, guys.

I was on the New York Donut chat line, and I just put my elbow on the keyboard by accident, and I started the mortgage crisis. Sorry, guys.

I was on the New York Donut chat line, and I just put my elbow on the keyboard by accident, and I started the mortgage crisis. Sorry, guys.

I had no experience doing anything corporate or like office jobby at all. I had done like retail stuff, been outside, you know, you know what I'm saying? Little street pharmaceutical, you know what I'm saying? Like that type of situation. And I lied.

I had no experience doing anything corporate or like office jobby at all. I had done like retail stuff, been outside, you know, you know what I'm saying? Little street pharmaceutical, you know what I'm saying? Like that type of situation. And I lied.