The Kid Mero

I had no experience doing anything corporate or like office jobby at all. I had done like retail stuff, been outside, you know, you know what I'm saying? Little street pharmaceutical, you know what I'm saying? Like that type of situation. And I lied.

And he was like, why isn't it on your resume? And I was like, I forgot to put it there. But I worked at FedEx for like five years. By the way, I was like 17. So how the fuck did I work at FedEx for five years?

And he was like, why isn't it on your resume? And I was like, I forgot to put it there. But I worked at FedEx for like five years. By the way, I was like 17. So how the fuck did I work at FedEx for five years?

And he was like, why isn't it on your resume? And I was like, I forgot to put it there. But I worked at FedEx for like five years. By the way, I was like 17. So how the fuck did I work at FedEx for five years?

You know what I'm saying? I'm over here lying my ass off. I don't know if the guy cared, but apparently he did it because he hired me. Shout out to Jose.

You know what I'm saying? I'm over here lying my ass off. I don't know if the guy cared, but apparently he did it because he hired me. Shout out to Jose.

You know what I'm saying? I'm over here lying my ass off. I don't know if the guy cared, but apparently he did it because he hired me. Shout out to Jose.

I lied and I said that I was like, yo, I'm familiar with like logistics. I know how to do mail stuff, blah, blah, blah. I know how to use a Pitney Bowes machine. You know what I mean? Like all of it was capped. Like I was capping about everything. It was not true at all. And then I get in there and I'm like, just kind of learning on the fly.

I lied and I said that I was like, yo, I'm familiar with like logistics. I know how to do mail stuff, blah, blah, blah. I know how to use a Pitney Bowes machine. You know what I mean? Like all of it was capped. Like I was capping about everything. It was not true at all. And then I get in there and I'm like, just kind of learning on the fly.

I lied and I said that I was like, yo, I'm familiar with like logistics. I know how to do mail stuff, blah, blah, blah. I know how to use a Pitney Bowes machine. You know what I mean? Like all of it was capped. Like I was capping about everything. It was not true at all. And then I get in there and I'm like, just kind of learning on the fly.

Cause there was a guy there named Martin who was like a super coke head, bro. Like he used to be up there 6.30 AM, like just hitting the slopes. And I'm just like, yo, Martin. How do you use the Pitney Bowles machine? And he's just like, yo, let me show you. Yo, you press this button right here, and then you do the postage.

Cause there was a guy there named Martin who was like a super coke head, bro. Like he used to be up there 6.30 AM, like just hitting the slopes. And I'm just like, yo, Martin. How do you use the Pitney Bowles machine? And he's just like, yo, let me show you. Yo, you press this button right here, and then you do the postage.

Cause there was a guy there named Martin who was like a super coke head, bro. Like he used to be up there 6.30 AM, like just hitting the slopes. And I'm just like, yo, Martin. How do you use the Pitney Bowles machine? And he's just like, yo, let me show you. Yo, you press this button right here, and then you do the postage.

You weigh it right here, and then you hit the postage button, and then it prints out the postage.

You weigh it right here, and then you hit the postage button, and then it prints out the postage.

You weigh it right here, and then you hit the postage button, and then it prints out the postage.

I know that you sit in front of six monitors all day. I have never seen you do anything except drink coffee and look at those monitors. This is why the financial crisis happened because nobody knows what you guys are doing except you. Half of you are like embezzling funds. The other half of you are playing Angry Birds. So I got the job. I get in there. I start finessing. I get in good with Martin.

I know that you sit in front of six monitors all day. I have never seen you do anything except drink coffee and look at those monitors. This is why the financial crisis happened because nobody knows what you guys are doing except you. Half of you are like embezzling funds. The other half of you are playing Angry Birds. So I got the job. I get in there. I start finessing. I get in good with Martin.

I know that you sit in front of six monitors all day. I have never seen you do anything except drink coffee and look at those monitors. This is why the financial crisis happened because nobody knows what you guys are doing except you. Half of you are like embezzling funds. The other half of you are playing Angry Birds. So I got the job. I get in there. I start finessing. I get in good with Martin.

And Jose, who is, again, like, the child of my mom's friend. So, like, it was like, yo, I'm gonna take it easy on you. Like, I'm gonna let you make mistakes.