Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
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Chapter 2: How do the hosts feel about the Yankees' performance?
Why not? Like, this is business, guys. This is business. NFL's playing games in Brazil. They're playing games in London. They're trying to globalize. American football, and what better way to do it than by being like, hey, guys, look, we're going to have a Puerto Rican guy do the halftime show. You know what I'm saying? And he's going to do all of it in Spanish. You know what I'm saying?
And we're expanding. We're opening the doors of the NFL, y'all. Like, welcome. Everybody can be here and be a part of this. Also, shout out to my guy, Eddie Wong. He gave me a crazy take that I think is kind of accurate. What does the NFL need to function? black and brown bodies, you know what I'm saying?
And how do you get black and brown bodies interested in the game of football than by putting an artist out there that represents them? You got a lot of Dominican baseball players that came to the major leagues because it was just cheaper. You know what I'm saying? So on a business, this could be a psyop. You know what I'm saying?
Chapter 3: What are the cultural implications of kissing greetings post-pandemic?
Like it could be, it could be something crazy. But for the guy that's walking out of the Bass Pro Shop complaining, shut the f*** up, bro. This is not about you. This is about the NFL and growing the game. And what better way to grow the game than having the literal most popular international artist.
You keep doing that. You keep doing that. You're biased. Okay. Taylor Swift is bigger. Stop, Dan. Stop that. Taylor Swift is bigger than Bad Bunny. He doesn't get it.
He doesn't get it. You can't turn up to Taylor Swift. It's not. I've never been at a club. And listen, maybe I'm at the wrong clubs. I've never been at the right club at a dance. Thank you, Tony. A party, anything where anybody's been like, yo, throw in that Taylor Swift. She doesn't have like bangers. You know what I mean? Like she doesn't have a Sapphire. No. She doesn't have an ale.
You're biased because you and Deezus called Taylor Swift long back on Fallon a while ago. You've been tearing down Taylor Swift for a while. You. You personally.
No. Hey, listen, don't do that because then the feds are going to call me again. Listen, the thing with Taylor Swift is that it's just not for me. It's not for me. And when I say it's not for me, I mean that it's not for most people like me. You know what I'm saying? Means you're not a 14-year-old white girl. Yeah. Right. Exactly. Thank you. You know what I'm saying?
Like, I didn't want to say that because I could have been isolated and used as a soundbite against me. But that's what it is, bro. This is like teeny popper. Like, I'm going to take my daughter to a Taylor Swift show in like five years. You know what I'm saying? Like, it's not for me. Like, it's for them. And, like, they are not watching football. Like, otherwise, she'd be doing it every year.
What's the cutoff on taking your daughter to a Bad Bunny show? A week ago, whenever. Like, there's no age limit for that. Exactly.
Like, I don't care.
Friends and family, everybody included. All family affair. It's a family affair, bro. I don't even care. Like, yo, cover your ears when he says, Like, just cover your ears. He opens with that. That's the first line of the song.
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Chapter 4: What are the top 25 reggaeton artists according to the hosts?
The great part about that sound is that there's no S's on either Yankee or loses. Yankees lose, there's nothing. The Yankee lose. No S's. Yankee lose. The Yankee lose. The Yankee look at me Louie. The Yankee Louie.
No essence.
Someone talking about Lou Gehrig.
Chapter 5: How does Bad Bunny's popularity affect the NFL?
Someone talking about Lou Gehrig in the 1960s. The Yankee Lou Gehrig.
He doesn't know enough English to put the S at the end of Yankees or everything is a Z in there. He doesn't have the English facility to say this correctly.
Let me tell you something. This is an important fact to know about Dominicans. Dominicans don't believe in S's. In Spanish or in English. We do not believe in the letter S. The letter S does not exist for us. In Spanish or in English. The Yankee loop? Yankee Loose.
Let's play the Toronto manager. Do you know his name, Mero? Do you know John Schneider's name? Schneider. Here's Schneider making fun of your Yankee Lou. Every single one of you can bullpen game. Nathan Lucas, Miles Straw, all you.
It takes everybody every day. Start spreading the news, bitches. We're going out.
Y'all can't lose. You know what? Listen, I'm truly, truly unbothered by this. But what bothers me is that every other fan base makes it This is your championship. I said this over the paces, bro. Like, this is your championship, bro. Like, beating New York is your championship for every fan base across America. It's sad. Have pride in your own teams, guys. Have pride in winning...
and just winning. Like, yo, we're going to the ALCS, something we haven't done in that long because we suck. We're the Toronto Blue Jays. We absolutely suck. Vladimir Guerrero is wasting his career playing here. We're not going to win anything of any, you know what I'm saying? We're not going to win a ring. You're not going to do that. You're not going to win a World Series. Have fun. Enjoy it.
Enjoy beating the Yankees. You know what I'm saying? Who brought in Camilo Doval, you know what I'm saying? And, you know, to shore up the bullpen. You know what I'm saying? Hey, enjoy. Enjoy. You know what I'm saying? Because you know what? It's never going to happen again. It's never going to happen again.
How does baseball keep getting away with this, where you have a champagne celebration just for, we got out of the second round. This is the dumbest thing.
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Chapter 6: What humorous anecdotes are shared about baseball and the Yankees?
You're going to go five, four, three, two, one, and let's see how close your list is to Tony's list. No O-L-I, just give us number five from you.
Fives. Number five, Johnny Randy. Okay. Number four, I can't help. Number three... Wow, a lot of people omitted from that top five. Okay, so Joely Randy is at 12 in the complex list. We'll start with 11. So 11 is Zion Lennox. And then 10 is Carol G. Okay, so I have to count G. 10 feels high, especially with all the legends. She's headlining Coachella right now.
If you're going to put, that needs to be Evie Queen in there. Okay, hold on, hold on, hold on. Why Evie Queen? Hold on. Number nine. Number nine, we have Arcangel. Number nine. Okay, good. I like Arcangel. I like Arcangel. It should be a little lower. Number eight, Evie Queen.
Okay.
Okay, I'll take it. Number seven, Osuna. Oh! Which I think was a little low, right? A little high, but a little low, whichever way you're looking at it. I think he should be further back in the list, if you're talking to me. I think it's recency bias with Osuna. Agreed. Number six, J Balvin.
You didn't like that one? Recency bias? What's the matter?
Yeah, I think that's like, he did a Pokemon reggaeton song, bro. I think that's just like... Going on two laps. What? Oasis with him and Bad Bunny was a great album fight. But see, but that's like... That's like Bad Bunny doing a lot of the heavy lifting. Going on two laps. Thank you.
I know ball, buddy. I know ball.
Where's Enfasis? Benito carries on Oasis. Where's Enfasis? We need Lento. Not on the list. All right. Starting off at number five, Tego Caderon. So at least a top five for Tego. Legend. Legend. Number four. The Rakim of reggaeton. Yes. Number four, Don Omar. Perfect. Good. We're good. We're going good.
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