The Kid Mero

I remember my first job was... to remove the hard drive from a tower. And it was like, yo, so-and-so on 38, their hard drive is fried, they need it replaced. Here's the new one, just go replace it. And I was like, all right, cool.

I opened up that tower and I was like, I don't know what I am doing right now. I went back down and I asked one of the other guys. I was just like, yo, I was like, I want to replace this hard drive, but I'm like, I want to make sure that it's the right one. Like, I'm just bullshitting like crazy. Like, yo, is this the right... Like, did the specs line up right?

I opened up that tower and I was like, I don't know what I am doing right now. I went back down and I asked one of the other guys. I was just like, yo, I was like, I want to replace this hard drive, but I'm like, I want to make sure that it's the right one. Like, I'm just bullshitting like crazy. Like, yo, is this the right... Like, did the specs line up right?

I opened up that tower and I was like, I don't know what I am doing right now. I went back down and I asked one of the other guys. I was just like, yo, I was like, I want to replace this hard drive, but I'm like, I want to make sure that it's the right one. Like, I'm just bullshitting like crazy. Like, yo, is this the right... Like, did the specs line up right?

And I'm like, listen, did he ask for this specifically? Because, you know, we want to make sure that the guys get the stuff that they're asking for. And so then now make this guy come up with me. I was like, yo, is this...

And I'm like, listen, did he ask for this specifically? Because, you know, we want to make sure that the guys get the stuff that they're asking for. And so then now make this guy come up with me. I was like, yo, is this...

And I'm like, listen, did he ask for this specifically? Because, you know, we want to make sure that the guys get the stuff that they're asking for. And so then now make this guy come up with me. I was like, yo, is this...

Because I opened it up already and I'm like, bro, when I say that I'm just like word salad-ing my way through this, I'm just like, sir, so when you say your hard drive is fried, like it's burnt, like it's messed up. Like smoke is coming out of it. It's smoking? Did you see any sparks or any electricity or anything of that nature? I'm talking like I'm a fucking fire safety expert.

Because I opened it up already and I'm like, bro, when I say that I'm just like word salad-ing my way through this, I'm just like, sir, so when you say your hard drive is fried, like it's burnt, like it's messed up. Like smoke is coming out of it. It's smoking? Did you see any sparks or any electricity or anything of that nature? I'm talking like I'm a fucking fire safety expert.

Because I opened it up already and I'm like, bro, when I say that I'm just like word salad-ing my way through this, I'm just like, sir, so when you say your hard drive is fried, like it's burnt, like it's messed up. Like smoke is coming out of it. It's smoking? Did you see any sparks or any electricity or anything of that nature? I'm talking like I'm a fucking fire safety expert.

Meanwhile, I'm just doing this so that the guy that I went from downstairs could just do the job. You know what I'm saying? So he, the other kid does it, puts the hard drive in, boop, boop, boop. I just put the screws on the tower and close it back up. And I'm like, all right, job here is done.

Meanwhile, I'm just doing this so that the guy that I went from downstairs could just do the job. You know what I'm saying? So he, the other kid does it, puts the hard drive in, boop, boop, boop. I just put the screws on the tower and close it back up. And I'm like, all right, job here is done.

Meanwhile, I'm just doing this so that the guy that I went from downstairs could just do the job. You know what I'm saying? So he, the other kid does it, puts the hard drive in, boop, boop, boop. I just put the screws on the tower and close it back up. And I'm like, all right, job here is done.

I'm like, good to go. You're good now, sir. So then I leave and I'm like, yo, Damn. I was like, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that again. You know what I mean? So then I'm like, all right, how do I finagle the bagel now? Like, how do I keep myself in here without having to do this again? Because this is high pressure, bro. That was a high wire act that I just did.

I'm like, good to go. You're good now, sir. So then I leave and I'm like, yo, Damn. I was like, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that again. You know what I mean? So then I'm like, all right, how do I finagle the bagel now? Like, how do I keep myself in here without having to do this again? Because this is high pressure, bro. That was a high wire act that I just did.

I'm like, good to go. You're good now, sir. So then I leave and I'm like, yo, Damn. I was like, I don't think I'm going to be able to do that again. You know what I mean? So then I'm like, all right, how do I finagle the bagel now? Like, how do I keep myself in here without having to do this again? Because this is high pressure, bro. That was a high wire act that I just did.

Maybe I'm going to mess something up and like, like you said, like, you know, press the wrong button and like crash the economy of Taiwan or some shit like by accident. So I was just like, all right, bro. Again, appealing to people's laziness. I was like, yeah, I don't like to write. So I will just fill out all these work orders. Because back then it was like, everything was paper.

Maybe I'm going to mess something up and like, like you said, like, you know, press the wrong button and like crash the economy of Taiwan or some shit like by accident. So I was just like, all right, bro. Again, appealing to people's laziness. I was like, yeah, I don't like to write. So I will just fill out all these work orders. Because back then it was like, everything was paper.

Maybe I'm going to mess something up and like, like you said, like, you know, press the wrong button and like crash the economy of Taiwan or some shit like by accident. So I was just like, all right, bro. Again, appealing to people's laziness. I was like, yeah, I don't like to write. So I will just fill out all these work orders. Because back then it was like, everything was paper.

You give like the pink copy to Ralph, you give the yellow copy to so-and-so, you give the blue copy to this person, then you file away the other copy.