The Miz

And I ended up being on it.

And I was, I thought it was the greatest thing in the world.

Then cut to what people really don't.

know about i don't even think but i'll tell you i was on a show before the real world on mtv i went to spring break and i was in college went with a bunch of my college buddies uh and they i saw the mtv spring break was there and i was like oh my god i gotta be on this show so i went there and i i went through the casting it was at fat tuesdays and they were like uh they they said um

What would you do to get on TV?

I was like, anything.

What do you need me to do?

They're like, would you eat a bunch of peppers?

Yeah, no problem.

I'm not a spicy food type of person.

So it ended up being census axis of spring break.

It was me versus a guy that was getting his tongue pierced, a girl that was flashing the camera, and that was it.

So it was us three.

I ate peppers.

I swear to you, I ate so many peppers.

You could see the red just start forming from the juices of it.

I'm telling you, I was crying.

The entire week was ruined by this senseless act of spring break, but I thought I could win, right?

I thought I could win on spring break when the girl was flashing the camera and she ended up winning.

What a surprise.