Theo Baker

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7,363 appearances 31 recordings 5 series first heard Apr 2026 last heard 3d ago

Theo Baker’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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So obviously for me, this is, I'm still wrapping my head around it.

Oh, is this what wood is?

So I went to the toilet, sat down.

It's a day after a night out.

I'm just having a little steamer, boom, it's all coming out.

Then I start weeing, but I've got a boner.

I'm just waiting.

I don't hear a noise or anything.

And I just look down on the floor.

I'm pissing on the floor.

And I'm talking liters.

Yeah.

It's like I'm fucking topping up that Ford truck with petrol.

Yeah, it does happen.

But I'm pissing on the floor instead.

It was terrible.

and shot a TRT in the morning and HCG and then you pop a little pill.

Fucking hell, I got my own dispensary going on there.

Yeah, I'd just be doing fucking multivitamins, bro.

Nah, it's alright.

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