Theo Vaughn
speaker
87 appearances
11 recordings
5 series
first heard Feb 2025
last heard 22 Apr
Theo Vaughn’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Appearances
Aw, dude. You just can't get it. It sounds like somebody's just ejacking. I don't know. Somebody just got stuck ejaculating.
Bobby. Sorry, let's do it like me.
Without her, ain't nobody care about WNBA. Okay, let me show you this.
Me, I do a double hamburger, which isn't on the menu, but you can get it with pickles and ketchup.
No. I don't know who's making it back there. It depends. Okay. If Big Mac himself is back there, I'll take a couple ounces.
Yeah. It's kind of sad, though, but I'll tell you this. I used to get two milks with it. Milks? Yeah.
Oh, hell yeah, boy. What? see me in the streets you don't know me I'm the T.I.
of Mickey D's look at that little milk jug right there and that's what he used to call my sister little milk jug he's the only person that's ever used to call my sister little milk jug she built like that click on the third one right there nobody in the history of McDonald's ever got the milk jug but Theo Von they kept that on the menu for Theo Von you can't order more than two that's the crazy thing what?
yeah
So if you order more than two, they've been sitting in the... I'm just saying we get it how we live.
Oh, double milk jug, baby. And the lady be like, you really want to? I'd be like, yeah. And then we would laugh a little bit. I'd tip her.
It would be great if your AC or whatever had like a Caribbean setting or whatever. And you could have set that and suddenly like some great music came out. And then some guy's trying to get you to gamble offshore. Suddenly you're like, what temperature is this? I think all British people are always just writing war letters and stuff. That's how I kind of always envision them.
They're always just looking out the window and writing about the war to each other.
Of course, yeah. And then even Paddington Bear, their bear has a coat. He's not even – like, our bears are naked. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm not saying that that's the way to do it, but if you – bring up an American teddy bear real quick. Let me see this topless bastard. Yeah.
Yeah, now some of these are obviously some pretty right-wing bears. Bring up a politically neutral teddy bear.
Bring it up. A fascinator.
I want to see him spell it, too, because that's even... He sounds like a gay superhero, kind of. That's how I feel. Oh, and it's just a dude that shows up and it's like he doesn't have any specific powers like any of the other superheroes. He's just like more like exciting. He's like, oh, there's fascinating Randy or whatever.
OK.
Pikachu short tail. Let me think of him. Yeah. Oh, God, he's nasty. He had short little tail. That lady scoffed at me when I fell out of that chair at the inauguration. She's like, oh, oh. Like I was a fart that had come out of her. Oh, look at this gross. This thing from steerage that climbed up here somehow. This thing I would never get in a lifeboat on the Titanic. That kind of.
I think it's become both sides of the aisle now just see that human people just feel like this is – that it's just wrong. Of course. What's happened is wrong. Like probably a year ago, people were afraid to even say that, and now it is what everybody is saying. Like even Piers Morgan is saying it on his show now.
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