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Tiff Baira

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
320 total appearances

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Podcast Appearances

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Yeah. My girlfriend in London, she came back. She kind of broke up with her boyfriend. Now they might be getting back together. But I was staying at her house and she came back at like 1 o'clock in the morning. And she's like, hi, Benny. I was like, hi. Hi. And she's like, I think this is how it should be.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Yeah. My girlfriend in London, she came back. She kind of broke up with her boyfriend. Now they might be getting back together. But I was staying at her house and she came back at like 1 o'clock in the morning. And she's like, hi, Benny. I was like, hi. Hi. And she's like, I think this is how it should be.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

She's like, because we were talking about how we love each other and we're the loves of each other and we're soulmates. She's like, let's just have the guys and then like, she's like, I just wanted to come home and I'd rather sleep in the bed with you. I was like, yay! But that's how it should be. Men are great. I love men. I'm not a man hater or a man basher, but I just think that

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

She's like, because we were talking about how we love each other and we're the loves of each other and we're soulmates. She's like, let's just have the guys and then like, she's like, I just wanted to come home and I'd rather sleep in the bed with you. I was like, yay! But that's how it should be. Men are great. I love men. I'm not a man hater or a man basher, but I just think that

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Sometimes, personally, I have thought too highly of my relationships with men, and now I've realized in my 30s what's most important to me is my relationships with my girlfriends. They're the loves of my life. And I don't want a husband that's a best friend, because I have best friends. I want a husband.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Sometimes, personally, I have thought too highly of my relationships with men, and now I've realized in my 30s what's most important to me is my relationships with my girlfriends. They're the loves of my life. And I don't want a husband that's a best friend, because I have best friends. I want a husband.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

I want a provider, a protector, someone who's going to support me and adore me and cherish me and make me happy. But my friends, like, I don't want my husband to be my best friend. I want him to, like, a separate bedroom. Like, I want my girlfriend.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

I want a provider, a protector, someone who's going to support me and adore me and cherish me and make me happy. But my friends, like, I don't want my husband to be my best friend. I want him to, like, a separate bedroom. Like, I want my girlfriend.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Yeah, go build a fire. Go find us nuts and berries. I'm with my girlsies. Yeah, we're here. In our baskets. Like, you know. Okay, my top red flag is that he orders you an Uber X. I just hate Uber Xs. I think she's like, I just really don't like Uber Xs. You need your XL black. Yeah, I need my XL black. I'm really particular about it. You need an Uber. Oh, 100%.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Yeah, go build a fire. Go find us nuts and berries. I'm with my girlsies. Yeah, we're here. In our baskets. Like, you know. Okay, my top red flag is that he orders you an Uber X. I just hate Uber Xs. I think she's like, I just really don't like Uber Xs. You need your XL black. Yeah, I need my XL black. I'm really particular about it. You need an Uber. Oh, 100%.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Do you want me to tell a really funny Uber joke? Please. I love an Uber joke. Not a joke, but like a real thing. So when I signed with CAA, right, I was in the LA office. And the LA office of CAA is like out of entourage. It's like glass. It's amazing. So I go in. And the first meeting, you meet with all your agents because you have different agents for everything.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

Do you want me to tell a really funny Uber joke? Please. I love an Uber joke. Not a joke, but like a real thing. So when I signed with CAA, right, I was in the LA office. And the LA office of CAA is like out of entourage. It's like glass. It's amazing. So I go in. And the first meeting, you meet with all your agents because you have different agents for everything.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

It's like so glamorous and everything. Yeah. And then my fashion agent, her assistant, walks me downstairs, because they walk you out, they walk the talent out, okay? But mind you, not my agent, the assistant, like the 22-year-old assistant. But we go to the door, I'm like, no, no, I called my Uber, it's fine. And I call my Uber, which I usually do, defaults to UberX.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

It's like so glamorous and everything. Yeah. And then my fashion agent, her assistant, walks me downstairs, because they walk you out, they walk the talent out, okay? But mind you, not my agent, the assistant, like the 22-year-old assistant. But we go to the door, I'm like, no, no, I called my Uber, it's fine. And I call my Uber, which I usually do, defaults to UberX.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

This is the beginning of my bit with Uber and the different kinds. I'm standing there, I look over, who do I see but Channing Tatum? Stop it. And you're getting into the Corolla? He's so hot. He's so hot and he looks and he smiles at me, whatever. And then what did he say? He was like, oh, are you a model or whatever? Yeah, and I'm like, no, I just signed and I'm like dying, okay?

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

This is the beginning of my bit with Uber and the different kinds. I'm standing there, I look over, who do I see but Channing Tatum? Stop it. And you're getting into the Corolla? He's so hot. He's so hot and he looks and he smiles at me, whatever. And then what did he say? He was like, oh, are you a model or whatever? Yeah, and I'm like, no, I just signed and I'm like dying, okay?

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

He's like, okay, cool. So anyhow, that was it. But they were all like his agents because he has like managers and agents. All his agents walk him downstairs. Sure enough, like clockwork, it wasn't just a Corolla. It was one of those ones with all the stuffed animals and the dice. And I'm like mortified because it's like Maserati G-Wagon. It's like a rap video up in there. And it's like all SUVs.

Please See Below with Brynn Whitfield
Loading Your Silly Girl Spring With Tiff Baira

He's like, okay, cool. So anyhow, that was it. But they were all like his agents because he has like managers and agents. All his agents walk him downstairs. Sure enough, like clockwork, it wasn't just a Corolla. It was one of those ones with all the stuffed animals and the dice. And I'm like mortified because it's like Maserati G-Wagon. It's like a rap video up in there. And it's like all SUVs.