Tiff Baira

It looks like the United Nations plus like a tip drill video. Like that's what's happening. And so I'm like, cancel, cancel, cancel. And the guy's like, because my picture, he's like beeping. He's like, I'm here. And he's like, I see you. I'm right here. And I was like, cancel, cancel, cancel. And then I had to order my Uber XL, which was like $75 to go two blocks in Beverly Hills.

It looks like the United Nations plus like a tip drill video. Like that's what's happening. And so I'm like, cancel, cancel, cancel. And the guy's like, because my picture, he's like beeping. He's like, I'm here. And he's like, I see you. I'm right here. And I was like, cancel, cancel, cancel. And then I had to order my Uber XL, which was like $75 to go two blocks in Beverly Hills.

Sure enough, by the time my Uber XL comes, everyone's gone. Not one agent. Channing Tatum, no one. So I spent $65 on it. At least you tried. I tried. But after that, I was like, I just Uber Black XL. He's single now. Yeah, right? Maybe he'll call you Uber XL. He's super hot. He's very, very hot. He looks like a stripper in real life. He looks like a hot stripper. And I guess he was.

Sure enough, by the time my Uber XL comes, everyone's gone. Not one agent. Channing Tatum, no one. So I spent $65 on it. At least you tried. I tried. But after that, I was like, I just Uber Black XL. He's single now. Yeah, right? Maybe he'll call you Uber XL. He's super hot. He's very, very hot. He looks like a stripper in real life. He looks like a hot stripper. And I guess he was.

There's like no in between. Yeah, yeah.

There's like no in between. Yeah, yeah.

Chalamaglou!

Chalamaglou!

I feel like there's shadow of a glue.

I feel like there's shadow of a glue.

I know you do. Wait.

I know you do. Wait.

I say, yeah, charcuterie.

I say, yeah, charcuterie.

Yeah, give me that charcuterie for it. I call champagne champagne.

Yeah, give me that charcuterie for it. I call champagne champagne.

You know what? You want a little chardonnay with your champagne as I put on some lingerie, baby? You know what?

You know what? You want a little chardonnay with your champagne as I put on some lingerie, baby? You know what?

I thought they were called rap boys. These boys that look, they're called, what did you say? Noodle boys? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, girlies, we got to do better.

I thought they were called rap boys. These boys that look, they're called, what did you say? Noodle boys? Oh, yeah. Well, I mean, girlies, we got to do better.