Tiffany Haddish

The San Antonio Aquarium has a touch tank which can provide guests with unique experiences like which of these?

Is it A, an archer fish spitting water directly into your boyfriend's eye?

Is it B, an octopus grabbing your six-year-old by the arm and trying to climb out of the tank to get the rest of her?

Or is it C, the can you handle a lionfish sting challenge?

I'm going to say C, just because I don't know if the aquarium would be able to get away with the first two.

Oh, it is B. They got away with an octopus grabbing a kid.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

The kid is fine.

And it only took three adults armed with ice packs to make the octopus let go.

Oh.

All right, here's your next question.

The San Antonio Aquarium had another situation in 2018 where...

Oh, boy.

When one of their sharks went missing.

Fortunately, they were able to track it down quickly because security footage showed what?

Was it A, one shark was hiding on the bottom of its tank while another shark buried it in the sand?

Was it B, the shark jumping a barrier into the beluga whale tank where it was now playing with a whale like they were best friends?

Or was it C, two people lifting the shark out of its tank, putting it in a baby stroller, and walking out of the aquarium?

Okay, I feel like it could be any of these three things.